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Yeah Louise redknapp not the only member of the redknapp family who flosses solely with cock

one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

Man Alive!!!!!!

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

simples: Imogen Thomas.....


Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

OneBardGooner wrote:

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

simples: Imogen Thomas.....


Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

I know which one id chose

flash gunner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

simples: Imogen Thomas.....


Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

I know which one id chose

Me Too !!! Maggie & Mark the perfect swingers!

Oral or anal?




But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?




But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?




But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?




But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

If that makes it easier for Mad Mike to mount you, then fill your boots. Whilst Mike fills you.

dunno where mad mike came from - but it's your turn in the barrell and - as you say Mike is waiting primed and ready to enjoy your crack!

OneBardGooner wrote:

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

simples: Imogen Thomas.....


Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

Been there, done that, allegedly. Unless a video can be photoshopped.
Now for the Thatcher request. Regarding that one, can I suck instead of lick? Just a personal preference you understand.

shag rebecca adlington (and ur not allowed a bag for her head) or ellie simmonds the paralympic gold medal winning dwarf.

simmonds no question imo.

the playing mantis wrote:shag rebecca adlington (and ur not allowed a bag for her head) or ellie simmonds the paralympic gold medal winning dwarf.

simmonds no question imo.

How dwarfy is she?

Are we talking OneBard ginger dwarf daywalker or brazilianGOONER ladyboy dwarf?