

Thanks Chippy, can't believe I've never heard that before

g88ner wrote:Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gayarmchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?
Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT!
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- however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder
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eBay.corkbarry wrote:Am i the only one who wants to know how it all ends???
Where is the sewing machine/
where is your ex?
Why the fuck am i writing this?
DB10GOONER wrote:eBay.corkbarry wrote: where is your ex?
Why the fuck am i writing this?
Happily sitting on someone else's cock.
I contacted the company, and they're putting it down to an error in their dispatch department. I've returned the shoe rack, and they'll be sending the sewing machine asap.armchair supporter wrote:Well g88ner......
Did the mysterious, missing "sewing machine"ever turn up? Or is your "ex" still trying to run off some fake armanis on a shoe rack?
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You cant leave us hanging like this? Spill the beans.......
Hang on, if you returned the shoe rack that means you must have somehow collected it off her. What happened during the exchange? Did she even bother to peel the window cleaner's balls off her chin as she handed it over to you? Did you at least get sloppy 62nd's as a thank you? Is this the first time you've had to explain away an error in the "dispatch department" to her?g88ner wrote:I contacted the company, and they're putting it down to an error in their dispatch department. I've returned the shoe rack, and they'll be sending the sewing machine asap.armchair supporter wrote:Well g88ner......
Did the mysterious, missing "sewing machine"ever turn up? Or is your "ex" still trying to run off some fake armanis on a shoe rack?
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You cant leave us hanging like this? Spill the beans.......
I'll keep you all informed on whether the sewing machine finally turns up
Damn it...Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote: G88ner's probably the one that's "there for her"when being on the blob turns her into a raving lunatic. The one that sleeps in the wet spot for 20 mins after her & her current fuck buddy have sex so it's dry by the time they go to bed. The one who gently holds her hair back away from her face while she's giving the postman a blowy. Everybody loves g88ner. Top bloke all round.
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So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!![]()
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how did you imagine it was going to go mate?g88ner wrote:This thread is getting way off trackI Hate Hleb wrote:![]()
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So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!![]()
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It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!
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