how about this for ridiculous...

It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
User avatar
g88ner
Posts: 14693
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:17 pm

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by g88ner »

Chippy wrote:Just listen to the words

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j ... 8874,d.d2k
:coffeespit: :lol:

Thanks Chippy, can't believe I've never heard that before :lol:

User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62164
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by DB10GOONER »

g88ner wrote:
armchair supporter wrote:This is very gay - buying an ex a fukin sewing machine? How fukin gay can someone be without actually being, well... gay?

Then coming on here and telling us? Fukin gayest post I've ever seen! FACT! :gayflag:

8) :wink: :lol:
Now, come on - me buying a sewing machine for my ex doesn't make me gay :roll: - however, knowing the importance of a free-arm and a drop-in bobbin (rather than front loading) is gonna make you wonder :shock: :lol:
:coffeespit: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fantastic repost, g88ner! 8)

User avatar
brazilianGOONER
Posts: 9208
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:27 am
Location: i think we're parked, man
Contact:

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by brazilianGOONER »

Chippy wrote:Just listen to the words

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j ... 8874,d.d2k
:lol:

User avatar
corkbarry
Posts: 3478
Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:59 pm
Location: Cork

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by corkbarry »

Am i the only one who wants to know how it all ends???


Where is the sewing machine/
where is your ex?
Why the fuck am i writing this?

User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62164
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by DB10GOONER »

corkbarry wrote:Am i the only one who wants to know how it all ends???


Where is the sewing machine/
where is your ex?
Why the fuck am i writing this?
eBay.
Happily sitting on someone else's cock.
Senility.


:lol: :wink: :wink:

User avatar
brazilianGOONER
Posts: 9208
Joined: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:27 am
Location: i think we're parked, man
Contact:

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by brazilianGOONER »

DB10GOONER wrote:
corkbarry wrote: where is your ex?
Why the fuck am i writing this?
eBay.
Happily sitting on someone else's cock.
:shock: :shock:


:wink:

armchair
Posts: 4279
Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:30 pm
Location: Wengerhell

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by armchair »

Well g88ner......
Did the mysterious, missing "sewing machine" :wink: ever turn up? Or is your "ex" still trying to run off some fake armanis on a shoe rack? :lol:

You cant leave us hanging like this :-P ? Spill the beans.......

User avatar
safcftm
Posts: 3422
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:58 pm
Location: Sunderland!

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by safcftm »

I was reading the OP thinking it was a joke, was waiting for a punchline and then "oh shit, he actually did buy his ex a present, and he got her a fucking sewing machine". If I got my ex a sewing machine it would come with a message telling the fucking slut to sew her fucking fanny shut to stop her getting a different cock up it every night but that's a different story. Not what I'd buy for an ex that I actually still liked.

User avatar
g88ner
Posts: 14693
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:17 pm

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by g88ner »

armchair supporter wrote:Well g88ner......
Did the mysterious, missing "sewing machine" :wink: ever turn up? Or is your "ex" still trying to run off some fake armanis on a shoe rack? :lol:

You cant leave us hanging like this :-P ? Spill the beans.......
I contacted the company, and they're putting it down to an error in their dispatch department. I've returned the shoe rack, and they'll be sending the sewing machine asap.

I'll keep you all informed on whether the sewing machine finally turns up :lol:

arseofacrow
Posts: 6173
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:06 pm
Location: Cologne

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by arseofacrow »

:evil: :evil: Worst - ending - ever

I'm rating this film 1/10

..and no bloody subtitles either

:roll: :wink:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Posts: 4701
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:08 pm

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

g88ner wrote:
armchair supporter wrote:Well g88ner......
Did the mysterious, missing "sewing machine" :wink: ever turn up? Or is your "ex" still trying to run off some fake armanis on a shoe rack? :lol:

You cant leave us hanging like this :-P ? Spill the beans.......
I contacted the company, and they're putting it down to an error in their dispatch department. I've returned the shoe rack, and they'll be sending the sewing machine asap.

I'll keep you all informed on whether the sewing machine finally turns up :lol:
Hang on, if you returned the shoe rack that means you must have somehow collected it off her. What happened during the exchange? Did she even bother to peel the window cleaner's balls off her chin as she handed it over to you? Did you at least get sloppy 62nd's as a thank you? Is this the first time you've had to explain away an error in the "dispatch department" to her? :roll:

User avatar
g88ner
Posts: 14693
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:17 pm

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by g88ner »

My ex phoned the other day, all upset about an argument she'd had with a friend at uni. After about 5-10mins of getting everything off her chest, she said...

"sorry, I've just been ranting and raving, haven't I? you're a good listener; I know you're always there for me..."

Now, no word of a lie, at that very moment I stopped listening and a certain post from IU4GN flashed into my head... :o
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote: G88ner's probably the one that's "there for her" :roll: when being on the blob turns her into a raving lunatic. The one that sleeps in the wet spot for 20 mins after her & her current fuck buddy have sex so it's dry by the time they go to bed. The one who gently holds her hair back away from her face while she's giving the postman a blowy. Everybody loves g88ner. Top bloke all round. 8)
Damn it... :( :lol:

User avatar
I Hate Hleb
Posts: 18632
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 3:36 pm
Location: London

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!! :rubchin: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

User avatar
g88ner
Posts: 14693
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:17 pm

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by g88ner »

I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!! :rubchin: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
This thread is getting way off track :roll: It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!! :banghead: :banghead: :lol:

arseofacrow
Posts: 6173
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:06 pm
Location: Cologne

Re: how about this for ridiculous...

Post by arseofacrow »

g88ner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!! :rubchin: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
This thread is getting way off track :roll: It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!! :banghead: :banghead: :lol:
how did you imagine it was going to go mate?

:? :shock: :roll: :lol: :wink:

Post Reply