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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

corkbarry wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"

I do love a sense of humour did she hurt you much when she hit you with the golf club

It was her hair straighteners and they were on, I now have a scar like Harry Potter

not to mention a little wand......

corkbarry wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"

I do love a sense of humour did she hurt you much when she withdrew?

Fixed that for ya, Barry!

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"

Too easy to mess with that, mate! So won't bother. But seriously I'm delighted your missus is well again.




**As a mod I'm also delighted you are getting sharked again. You mightn't be so grumpy now!

Fab news Lefty, pleased for the little fella too

Wankers

Where to start

Thanks Spud, cork, DB and stu, I think

And yes I am less grumpy mate, in fact I've only just got from working in London all day and the tube strike made the roads in a fekin nightmare but hey ho i am getting the willy wet again so happy days

Nice one LFLG,....get a shorter name, I'm getting lazier every day

Glad everything worked out well in the end and the missus is letting you bring that half inch of yours anywhere near her.

For the record some of your post definitely qualifies as TM fecking I (too much info for the old fartbags on here....you know who you are)

I would have posted earlier but only tend to come to the cannoballs forum when someone croaks, like poor old Bob Hoskins or when I am alone at home Now where was I