Does Eboue stalk all of his crushes then ?Henry Norris 1913 wrote:you are the eboue of this forumRobin_L wrote:I fucking love Eboue and will defend him to the hilt always.
Hope he comes back to liven the place up with his own unique brand of comedy genius.
Love you Éboue Emmanuel
Comedy Eboue....Please Let This Happen
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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:you are the eboue of this forumRobin_L wrote:I fucking love Eboue and will defend him to the hilt always.
Hope he comes back to liven the place up with his own unique brand of comedy genius.
Love you Éboue Emmanuel
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DB10GOONER wrote:Henry Norris 1913 wrote:you are the eboue of this forumRobin_L wrote:I fucking love Eboue and will defend him to the hilt always.
Hope he comes back to liven the place up with his own unique brand of comedy genius.
Love you Éboue Emmanuel
An Eboue and Almunia rolled into one.
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So, what can you tell me about Eboue? I believe he may be about to return to the prem. I only hope he's better than Billy Jones, he can't be worse, can he???
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Where to start....?safcftm wrote:So, what can you tell me about Eboue? I believe he may be about to return to the prem. I only hope he's better than Billy Jones, he can't be worse, can he???
As a footballer, he is
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(sorry we don't have a "shit" emoticon)As a comedy figure, he is
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As a diving, injury-faking cúnt he is
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Ah, not great then. Still better than Jones though I'd imagine. Looks like he's coming anyway, apparently on a weeks trial for now. I don't think the below picture is photoshopped (would be a very random thing to make up anyway)DB10GOONER wrote:Where to start....?safcftm wrote:So, what can you tell me about Eboue? I believe he may be about to return to the prem. I only hope he's better than Billy Jones, he can't be worse, can he???
As a footballer, he is
As a comedy figure, he is
As a diving, injury-faking cúnt he is
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safcftm wrote:Ah, not great then. Still better than Jones though I'd imagine. Looks like he's coming anyway, apparently on a weeks trial for now. I don't think the below picture is photoshopped (would be a very random thing to make up anyway)DB10GOONER wrote:Where to start....?safcftm wrote:So, what can you tell me about Eboue? I believe he may be about to return to the prem. I only hope he's better than Billy Jones, he can't be worse, can he???
As a footballer, he is
As a comedy figure, he is
As a diving, injury-faking cúnt he is
Oh you poor bastards. Seriously what the fuck did SAFC do to deserve this?
RE possible photoshopping - I've seen stranger random shit made up on the internet, so there might still be hope that it's a wind-up, mate. Pray for that. Pray hard.
*Actually, I wondered where that parcel bomb had gotten to!
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This is fantastic news.
Let saftm at him for a year or two and he'll be better than Cafu, Thuram and Lauren put together.
Let saftm at him for a year or two and he'll be better than Cafu, Thuram and Lauren put together.
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I still take great delight in mailing my turtle heads to premier league footballers 
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DB10GOONER wrote:Apart from his ludicrous lack of ability he was also the worst diving cheating piece of shit that ever played for the club.
Yeah yeah yeah, before the Devil's Advocate Brigade come on here with their cocks up their own arses, we all know Pires took that dive against Pompey, but Comedy Eboue dived THEN HELD HIS HEAD in every single game he played.
You missed a bit DB.
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rodders999 wrote:I still take great delight in mailing my turds to premier league footballers
feck Rodders you need help.
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It's gonna get messy with 2 of you posting shit to PL players!OneBardGooner wrote:rodders999 wrote:I still take great delight in mailing my turds to premier league footballers
feck Rodders you need help.
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DB10GOONER wrote:It's gonna get messy with 2 of you posting shit to PL players!OneBardGooner wrote:rodders999 wrote:I still take great delight in mailing my turds to premier league footballers
feck Rodders you need help.
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Ohhhhh Siiiiiiiittt! It's gonna happen Look!
Oi! You dancing boy stop holding yer head and diving and fuck off back to North London !
Oi! You dancing boy stop holding yer head and diving and fuck off back to North London !
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Welcome home Son!
