The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

[Bradywasking]

Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply

There is a club level seat available right now, only about 20 seats from where Ivan sits, at £291.00.... yep, just settle your eyes on that figure for a moment..... to watch us play Liverpool
Okay, you get a half time pint and a programme and the opportunity to buy some over priced burger and chips for that, but in what universe is £291.00 an acceptable price to pay to watch a game of football?
I predict we could be only 13 months away from breaking the £300.00 barrier to watch a premier league game.

For £ 291 a lucky fan has one chance to have a go at Ivan..Tell him some home truths in front of his corporate peers.. Record the encounter and post it on social media... Then listen to the mock/shock horror of the Arsene licking mongs and pundits telling us how disrespectful this was..

[OneBardGooner]

Sincere apolgies and condolences. No offence meant, mate.






Can you provide a living relative that I may insult you through?

Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same

Had a feeling you were pulling one there...

But, yes you did have an uncle. Remember the scout master you told me about? The one that made you call him "Uncle" whilst he pounded you from behind?

Obviously whilst he was being banged from behind.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the other half of the "Hinge and Bracket" transgender clique tried to tag-team me

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Yes, my uncle, hold on, what uncle, I've never had an uncle

Edit. But thanks for the condolences all the same

Had a feeling you were pulling one there...

But, yes you did have an uncle. Remember the scout master you told me about? The one that made you call him "Uncle" whilst he pounded you from behind?

Obviously whilst he was being banged from behind.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the other half of the "Hinge and Bracket" transgender clique tried to tag-team me

Yep I can confirm that is hingebard and DBracket

[foxinthebox2001]

Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply

There is a club level seat available right now, only about 20 seats from where Ivan sits, at £291.00.... yep, just settle your eyes on that figure for a moment..... to watch us play Liverpool
Okay, you get a half time pint and a programme and the opportunity to buy some over priced burger and chips for that, but in what universe is £291.00 an acceptable price to pay to watch a game of football?
I predict we could be only 13 months away from breaking the £300.00 barrier to watch a premier league game.

For £ 291 a lucky fan has one chance to have a go at Ivan..Tell him some home truths in front of his corporate peers.. Record the encounter and post it on social media... Then listen to the mock/shock horror of the Arsene licking mongs and pundits telling us how disrespectful this was..

The hell with that, I am taking it up myself, the thought of watching the mercurial Johnny Evans grace our stadium is the deal breaker.

[StuartL]

Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply

There is a club level seat available right now, only about 20 seats from where Ivan sits, at £291.00.... yep, just settle your eyes on that figure for a moment..... to watch us play Liverpool
Okay, you get a half time pint and a programme and the opportunity to buy some over priced burger and chips for that, but in what universe is £291.00 an acceptable price to pay to watch a game of football?
I predict we could be only 13 months away from breaking the £300.00 barrier to watch a premier league game.

I believe we are only 2 to 3 per cent away. (from breaking the £300 barrier)



At last what Wenker said makes some sense, the man is a visionary

some might even call him a profit (sic)

[Almunia is a clown]

Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply

In the true spirit of the club I will now email them and offer £80 + £1 for those same tickets.

In the spirit of the Wenger moonie cult leaders brilliance in the transfer market I have undercut your box office offer to £40 +1 & added in a packet of peanuts to clinch the deal

[Sean]

Just as an interest had a look at the ticket site, for the Liverpool game there are a couple of seats going in the upper level, almost centre blocks for an eye watering £127.00. In respect of how our club traditionally do business I have made them an offer of £80.00 by email, Just waiting for the reply

In the true spirit of the club I will now email them and offer £80 + £1 for those same tickets.

In the spirit of the Wenger moonie cult leaders brilliance in the transfer market I have undercut your box office offer to £40 +1 & added in a packet of peanuts to clinch the deal

I shall have to scout these tickets fifty times, before refusing to make an offer

[doublewinners1971]

Yup, upper level halfway line you are looking at £127 plus booking fee, with lower tiers ranging up to £62/£67 a ticket.

Quite unbelievable to be honest. What is worst is if you are a platinum member, they want the payment in May!

And all to watch the same sh!t over and over again - pass pass pass pass pass pass!!! JUST BLOODY SHOOOOOOT!

[DB10GOONER]

Lads I've deleted the NSFW pics from this thread as I had a complaint from a punter that opened it in work (even though we had a NSFW notice on the thread). From here on in let's keep the main forum for (even loosely) footy related stuff (and Wenger abuse obviously! ) and please only post tits etc on threads marked "NSFW" in the basement - it'll also make it easier to mod the forum. And we don't want anyone getting sacked over a tit thread do we?

Appreciate your understanding in this.

[Brightonnxtround]

And NSFW is (remember I'm 56 )
Something to do with naked lady's at a guess yes

[Sean]

And all to watch the same sh!t over and over again - pass pass pass pass pass pass!!! JUST BLOODY SHOOOOOOT!

Fucking right! We are the most frustrating team to watch. Fuck paying those prices to watch that sideways shite

Welcome to the forum

And NSFW is (remember I'm 56 )
Something to do with naked lady's at a guess yes

Not Safe For Work.

Your assumption is correct

[StuartL]

And all to watch the same sh!t over and over again - pass pass pass pass pass pass!!! JUST BLOODY SHOOOOOOT!

Fucking right! We are the most frustrating team to watch. Fuck paying those prices to watch that sideways shite

Welcome to the forum

And NSFW is (remember I'm 56 )
Something to do with naked lady's at a guess yes

Not Safe For Work.

Your assumption is correct

I always thought it stood for Now Suitable For Wa.king......

[OneBardGooner]

And NSFW is (remember I'm 56 )
Something to do with naked lady's at a guess yes

It's surely got something to do with Wenger

N . S. F . Wenger ???

[A11M11]

Not everything in life revolves around Wenger. It just seems that way.

[DB10GOONER]

And NSFW is (remember I'm 56 )
Something to do with naked lady's at a guess yes

It's surely got something to do with Wenger

N . S. F . Wenger ???

Nothing's Safe From Wenger.