As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Retro Gunner wrote:It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".
Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........
Retro Gunner wrote:It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".
Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........
Quality.
Also, augie's a fat bald cúnt.
Leesun, that's what you say he is, but do you realise that he works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to lose weight and grow some hair ?? And not just any old hair, because that would kill the hair on his arse, but he's looking only for super, top top quality hair.
We have always to admire his mental strength to deal with these physical challenges and the spirit among the staff in his shop is beyond question. In fact, they are the best group of staff he's ever had and he's had over 30 years experience in that shop.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
