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g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Me. For not grabbing the phone off that ignorant cúnt on the train home from work yesterday evening and smashing it into her fucking fat ugly non-stop talking face!!

Fucking yack yack yack bitchcunt.

I'd say you're giving yourself way too much credit, DB - you belong on the crunt thread for this Wenger-esque piece of shocking inaction! - I'd say it was your civic duty to beat the bitch to death with her mobile phone!

Well, the fucking trains here all have CCTV on them so by NOT beating the yacky bitch to death with her phone I avoided going to prison and can now continue raising my children to be decent considerate people that don't sit on a train yacking their heads off and making other commuters want to beat them to death with their phone!

The Genius that is Jack Wilshere.

OneBardGooner wrote:The Genius that is Jack Wilshere.

Long may he reign! (Fingers crossed!)

HMV Ireland for going into administration and (hopefully) putting their pig ignorant arsehole staff out of work. Back to fucking college with ya's, ya fucking geebags. Especially the fat bird with the attitude way above her position in life that worked in Henry Street.

Do feel sorry for any genuine hard working HMV staff though.

Which obviously excludes the Dublin branches.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-21098006

Rangel said it was his wife's idea to try to find homeless people in Swansea to help
Swansea City's Angel Rangel and his wife have been praised by fans after driving around the snowy streets of Swansea on Friday night looking for homeless people to help.

The Premier League defender had tweeted his 24,000 followers on Friday night asking for suggestions of where to go because he had "food going spare".

He later tweeted "it was just a little gesture" and was his wife Nikki's idea.

They are reported to have ended up at a homeless shelter in the city.

Fans have since taken to social media to praise the actions of the pair, with one saying Rangel is in danger "of giving footballers a good name".

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My wife, Nikki, who is a very caring and charitable person, asked if we could have them for the homeless rather than see them thrown in the bin”

Angel Rangel
The Spanish defender first said on Twitter: "Anyone knows the location of homeless people in Swansea? I got food going spare! #randomtweet"

A little later he wrote: "Thanks so much for the suggestions. It was @MI55Y_28 idea so we are driving around. Terrible to be out in this weather."

He then tweeted: "Wow we r amazed at the amount of tweets we r receiving. Thanks a lot but it was just a little gesture we drove for only 1 hour and felt great".

The gesture caused something of a sensation on Twitter among football fans.

One fan said: "What an absolute top bloke @arangelz is! Exception to the modern day football. Proud to say he plays for my team. Swansea thanks you angel!"

It was reported Rangel and his wife had been at a sandwich chain when the manager said he would have to throw food away because it was closing for the night.

He told CNN: "My wife, Nikki, who is a very caring and charitable person, asked if we could have them for the homeless rather than see them thrown in the bin.

"They agreed and we drove around Swansea for over an hour, but couldn't find any homeless people as it was so cold out on the streets with all the snow."

They were eventually invited to a homeless shelter after the tweet did the rounds on social media.

He said it was something the pair were now going to do on a regular basis.

Rangel has been a regular in the Swansea side this season and has been a popular figure among fans since signing in 2007

I know a lot of players and clubs do good work for charity and that going on about how much you do for 'charittee' usually sounds naff, but I think more should be made of it, because for every arsehole who has to have his latest 200k Bentley painted tartan, there's an Angel Rangel (my favourite footballer's name), Good work fella!

Eden Hazard. That Jack bastard deserved a good kicking.

northbank123 wrote:Eden Hazard. That Jack bastard deserved a good kicking.

To paraphrase one of my all time favourite Percy Dalton/Gus Ceasar quotes;

“Look at the inbreeds fighting!”

Jesus. He must be a nice bloke he can turn water into wine AND walk on water...BUT only Denis Bergkamp can do those simultaneously. (whilst scoring a gloriously magical goal).

The fair people of Granada, who have voted to name a square, 'Plaza Joe Strummer' after the late, lamented Clash frontman.

GranadaJoe wrote:The fair people of Granada, who have voted to name a square, 'Plaza Joe Strummer' after the late, lamented Clash frontman.

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Southern Comfort? Are you a woman? Mind you, shit-faced by 7pm - I guess that answers the question.

OneBardGooner wrote:

GranadaJoe wrote:The fair people of Granada, who have voted to name a square, 'Plaza Joe Strummer' after the late, lamented Clash frontman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9eLeZS9OeY

Vicky Park, was there.

I Hate Hleb wrote:Southern Comfort? Are you a woman? Mind you, shit-faced by 7pm - I guess that answers the question.

Look ere Mr Spliff go and shag a 12yr old altar boy will you!