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Re: The stinking shit transfer rumour thread

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:Transfer rumours are like girls in a school disco..there are those that excite you but you know you there is no hope of ever happening for you because basically you are a spotty little kid (but you can still dream) .There are those you would accept because you have no right for higher ambition and there are those that repulse you but you probably will end up with because no one else wants you.. Nani is three or four steps below the lowest of those three. How anyone can even think up the story let alone believe it will happen is scarey...and what's more scarey is that it may well happen.
So basically Nani is the 3am pissed as fuck ride up against the chip shop wall? :rubchin:


:-P :wink:
No in your case that's brazilianGooner :-P :wink:
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But no, I draw the line at ladyboys. Or dwarves. Or gingers. 8)
Is that a line on a wall to indicate height? If so that's below the belt...or is it? :rubchin: :wink:
:lol:

Flash, I thinks we got us another ginger here, boy! Go git mah shovel, mah shootin' stick and that big ol' bag a lime. :x

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Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

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Wenger to spend 20m on a player.....................

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:

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donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:
True and :suicide:

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donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:
But is Berbatov "super quality" Don? We all know Park is. 8)

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donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:
Yes probably could have, for me a very good player and would be infinitely better than what we have at the moment.

Wenger probably thinks the guy is a "bit head strong" and therefore might question his tactical knowle.......oh fuck it, what's the point :roll: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:lol:

But no, I draw the line at ladyboys. Or dwarves. Or gingers. 8)
Is that a line on a wall to indicate height? If so that's below the belt...or is it? :rubchin: :wink:
:lol:

Flash, I thinks we got us another ginger here, boy! Go git mah shovel, mah shootin' stick and that big ol' bag a lime. :x

:wink:
Ahh, going the way of ol' yella :lol:

Does that mean I'm part of a cliché? :barscarf:

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Why would anyone want to waste £2m on Michu, £5m on Berbatov or £7m on Ba, when we've got an ambitious manager willing to spend double that to land top quality talent like Gervinho and Giroud

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:
Yes probably could have, for me a very good player and would be infinitely better than what we have at the moment.

Wenger probably thinks the guy is a "bit head strong" and therefore might question his tactical knowle.......oh fuck it, what's the point :roll: :lol:
Another player we could have got for £7m in the summer and proven in the Prem Demba Ba.But we went for Giround
Ba 10 leagues goals Giround 4 :evil:

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donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
donaldo wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Watched last nights game,why don't we put in a decent bid for berbatov, he is imo a quality player, holds the ball up, can score, create and has one of the best first touches in the pl.

Anyhow just saying :D

Could have been included in RVP deal.But we of course wanted just the cash

Fulham got him for the same amount we paid for Park :shock:
Yes probably could have, for me a very good player and would be infinitely better than what we have at the moment.

Wenger probably thinks the guy is a "bit head strong" and therefore might question his tactical knowle.......oh fuck it, what's the point :roll: :lol:
Another player we could have got for £7m in the summer and proven in the Prem Demba Ba.But we went for Giround
Ba 10 leagues goals Giround 4 :evil:
Yes but does Ba "put in a good shift" and win a few harmless flick-ons 40 yards from goal eh ?

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Wenger's transfer record has been shit the past 5 years. The last great signing he's made, in relation to being an uknown and low fee, is Sagna. Everyone else has been awful.

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spendsum4uckingmoney wrote:Wenger's transfer record has been shit the past 5 years. The last great signing he's made, in relation to being an uknown and low fee, is Sagna. Everyone else has been awful.
Eduardo was great until the injury. :cry:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Rumour that Lady Gaga is a bit more shit than Madonna, but not quite as shit as Kerry Katona. Although Katona has been linked with a taste for anal fisting. Allegedly. Cough.

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DB10GOONER wrote: :lol:

Flash, I thinks we got us another ginger here, boy! Go git mah shovel, mah shootin' stick and that big ol' bag a lime. :x

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