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LDB wrote:Got married a few weeks back and got personally signed messages from Perry Groves and Arsene Wenger
Perry advised us to wait for the morning after to consummate, advice heeded
I can only imagine if you followed Wenger's sexual tactical advice you would have started in a cavalier fashion and soon found yourself bound, gagged, sitting on an enormous butt-plug with high-voltage clips hooked up to your nipples.
Unless that was the plan all along?
Or LDB, with his excellent stamina, would do all the hard work until some other guy pushed him aside and finished the job.
As long as it was Perry who said it and not Wenger, I will heed that advice. There's something irksome about the idea of paying out thousands of quid for a massive pissup but not being able to get absolutely leathered on your own £.
Well I am now a married man and back from honeymoon in Cancun. I'm not going to lie, I did expect the forum to have been shut down (again) in my absence as it does always seem to coincide with me returning from holiday
skizz_b wrote:Well I am now a married man and back from honeymoon in Cancun. I'm not going to lie, I did expect the forum to have been shut down (again) in my absence as it does always seem to coincide with me returning from holiday
skizz_b wrote:Well I am now a married man and back from honeymoon in Cancun. I'm not going to lie, I did expect the forum to have been shut down (again) in my absence as it does always seem to coincide with me returning from holiday
Congrats mate!
Hope you and the new missus have a great long happy life together - and she doesn't turn into a bad bitch like Spuddy's missus, coming on here and embarrassing him in front of the lads!
