Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Peeman]

David Moyes has promised Manchester United they WILL be in a major European competition next year, even if he has to write the song himself!

[SteveO 35]

The biggest joke I heard on the radio is the fact they've won one game against teams in the top nine. Which poor unfortunate bastards were they ?

[DB10GOONER]

The biggest joke I heard on the radio is the fact they've won one game against teams in the top nine. Which poor unfortunate bastards were they ?

Oh, right...

[kiwomya]

We had already won our big games that week....

[DB10GOONER]

We had already won our big games that week....

Quality previous thread reference!

[SteveO 35]

We had already won our big games that week....

Quality previous thread reference!

Henry's "One Night in Udine" reference on the same thread was a belter too

Can't believe you evil MODs deny us that small pleasure of Red's comments amongst all the doom

What we all need at this bleak time is someone cheering us by wanting Denilson and Djourou back !

[Gunner Rob]

what bleak time is that then?

top of the league and with hot shot Bendtner and Park on the bench to power us to glory tonight

you can even buy a beer at the game tonight . what more do you want ?

[topgoon]

It's official, he's signed for them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25882972

Gollum's face is still saying "I don't know what I'm doing" A sentiment that Mata will come to share when he keeps being told to hoof it long

[northbank123]

The type of signing they need - both on and off the pitch - but they really need Rooney and/or van Judas to come back from injury straight away. They've probably paid over the odds but better doing that then plugging along with the same old unaddressed problems.

Thing is they have 3 very winnable games and if they win those and avoid defeat against us they'll be flying. On the other side of the coin if they drop a hatful of points over those 4 games the positive momentum from the signing will disappear. Imagine if Moyes spent £65m and sold nobody from a team that cantered to the title the previous season and then couldn't finish 4th

Personally I think they'll finish 4th because I don't think Everton will be there come mid-April, Spurs might play well for a few games then always manage to fuck it up with a shit result/performance and will be down for a few games and I think Liverpool are going to crumble with their fixture list not giving them many bankers.

[Theoperator]

Anyone have news on when RVJP is due back- Am in 2 minds as to whether he will have a glorious return on Feb 12th against us or not.

[northbank123]

Anyone have news on when RVJP is due back- Am in 2 minds as to whether he will have a glorious return on Feb 12th against us or not.

Saw somewhere today reckoned he could be fit for Tuesday. Tbh the big test for him is whether he manages to make it through his first 2 or 3 games back or breaks down again.

[Theoperator]

I see manure are after Ross Barclay, agent Moyes is out of cash for the taxi though

[augie]

Joke might be on us in a few months

[SteveO 35]

Joke might be on us in a few months

United will catch us this season

[topcat]

Joke might be on us in a few months

United will catch us this season

No chance.