Transfer Rumours Thread

Twirl · Post by **Twirl** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:44 pm

Only five players have created more chances per 90 mins in the Premier League since 06/07 than Mikel Arteta." on bbc..

worthing_gooner · Post by **worthing_gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:45 pm

Skysports reporting if Benayoun goes through it'll be a season long loan

Buck Choclit · Post by **Buck Choclit** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:46 pm

Mikel Arteta wikipedia page is being edited every few minutes..

"After signing for Arsenal Arteta replaced Cesc Fabergas in the Spanish team. Shortly after that he announced it has always been his dream to play for Barca and in the January transfer window of January 2012 he joined Barcelona with Cesc Fabergas moving the other way."

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:47 pm

safcftm wrote:
augie wrote:
safcftm wrote:Anyone heard owt about Bendtner? Not going to Stoke now, hope he's on his way to Sunderland

Some rumour on twitter that bruce has promised a threesome with his wife and daughter this time
to be fair, at least he knows Bendtners already been through his daughter, whoever he signs will end up fucking the little whore so maybe best to get in one thats already had her. Although it would be difficult getting the respect of a player when you sit looking at him and thinking "he's licked my daughters minge". Still, if it gets him to the club he should offer her, legs agape, on a platter along with his signing on fee. We need a striker, and Bendtner would definitely do a good job imo

What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:48 pm

worthing_gooner wrote:Skysports reporting if Benayoun goes through it'll be a season long loan

Another tippy-tappy Hleb clone.. great..

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:48 pm

franksav63 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
augie wrote:
safcftm wrote:Anyone heard owt about Bendtner? Not going to Stoke now, hope he's on his way to Sunderland

Some rumour on twitter that bruce has promised a threesome with his wife and daughter this time
to be fair, at least he knows Bendtners already been through his daughter, whoever he signs will end up fucking the little whore so maybe best to get in one thats already had her. Although it would be difficult getting the respect of a player when you sit looking at him and thinking "he's licked my daughters minge". Still, if it gets him to the club he should offer her, legs agape, on a platter along with his signing on fee. We need a striker, and Bendtner would definitely do a good job imo

What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???

1989 · Post by **1989** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:48 pm

worthing_gooner wrote:Skysports reporting if Benayoun goes through it'll be a season long loan

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:50 pm

Benayoun in loan talks, Bendtner talking to Sunderland.

Anyone else think we might have a secret financial problem!!!

Irish Gooner · Post by **Irish Gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:50 pm

Such a disappointing day. Wasnt even expecting big names, but more than shite like Benayoun.

1989 · Post by **1989** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:52 pm

Here you go lads, this is your marquee signing: Step forward Mr Benayoun....

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:52 pm

franksav63 wrote: What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???

:sodomite:

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:52 pm

safcftm wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
augie wrote:
safcftm wrote:Anyone heard owt about Bendtner? Not going to Stoke now, hope he's on his way to Sunderland

Some rumour on twitter that bruce has promised a threesome with his wife and daughter this time
to be fair, at least he knows Bendtners already been through his daughter, whoever he signs will end up fucking the little whore so maybe best to get in one thats already had her. Although it would be difficult getting the respect of a player when you sit looking at him and thinking "he's licked my daughters minge". Still, if it gets him to the club he should offer her, legs agape, on a platter along with his signing on fee. We need a striker, and Bendtner would definitely do a good job imo

What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???

Hmmm, apart from her Flash like conk.... not too bad...

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:53 pm

rodders999 wrote:
franksav63 wrote: What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???
[img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 0816_n.jpg
[/img]

:sodomite:

Yes, thanks for that Rodders...

augie · Post by **augie** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:55 pm

1989 wrote:Here you go lads, this is your marquee signing: Step forward Mr Benayoun....

After a day like yesterday when everything looked positive today has turned into a real anti-climax (no jokes please cos I aint in the mood right now

)

We are now almost scraping the bottom of the barrel with signings like yossi and it is all well and good suggesting that he will be a useful squad player but the fact is that our first 11 is still nowhere near good enough

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:55 pm

franksav63 wrote:
rodders999 wrote:
franksav63 wrote: What does Bruce's daughter look like, if she's anything like him then she must be a right bow-wow???
[img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 0816_n.jpg
[/img]

:sodomite:

Yes, thanks for that Rodders...

Fixed