Transfer Rumours Thread

Natural Born Gooner · Post by **Natural Born Gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:03 pm

safcftm wrote:natalie sawyer is mint

She is!

Can't believe she's married to Sam Matterface. He must fuck her with his nose

worthing_gooner · Post by **worthing_gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:04 pm

Natural Born Gooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:natalie sawyer is mint
She is!

Can't believe she's married to Sam Matterface. He must fuck her with his nose

What's that numpty doing with her?

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:05 pm

lol El-Hadj-Diouf released on a free

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:05 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:lol El-Hadj-Diouf released on a free

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:06 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:lol El-Hadj-Diouf released on a free

Good. Hope he gets hit by a bus.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:06 pm

The thing is, if God help us, Benayoun on a loan is our answer to replacing Cesc then we just find ourselves back in this exact same fucking situation a year from now when we'll probably sign Jermaine Jenas or some shit.

Stop being tight *word censored*, cough up the 35-40m for Goetze. We can easily afford it & it's an investment for the future, you'll get a good 5-10 years outta that kid if you can build a winning team around him & fend off the Barca whores.

Natural Born Gooner · Post by **Natural Born Gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:07 pm

worthing_gooner wrote:
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:natalie sawyer is mint
She is!

Can't believe she's married to Sam Matterface. He must fuck her with his nose
What's that numpty doing with her?

Isn't his nickname Sam "Splatterface"

The jammy fucker!

Back on topic, Wenger has just signed his own P45 if he thinks this squad is going to make it through the season, let alone win something! Another transfer window finished and we're severely lacking in all departments

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:08 pm

kiwomya wrote:
Breaking news:
Shock news is just breaking, as it is revealed by Sky Sports sources that Stoke are trying to sign Adam Johnson on loan from Manchester City. Stay tuned for more.

Would have him at Arsenal, but not sure City would loan him.

worthing_gooner · Post by **worthing_gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:08 pm

Dan_85 wrote:The thing is, if God help us, Benayoun on a loan is our answer to replacing Cesc then we just find ourselves back in this exact same fucking situation a year from now when we'll probably sign Jermaine Jenas or some shit.

Stop being tight c**ts, cough up the 35-40m for Goetze. We can easily afford it & it's an investment for the future, you'll get a good 5-10 years outta that kid if you can build a winning team around him & fend off the Barca whores.

Absolutely. Big teams spend big money on big players. And yes it is a lot of money, but it gets paid back. If we signed Goetze, how many shirts would they sell? Thousands and thousands. How much extra prize money would we make with quality players like him in our side?

As you say, it's an investment. But the current manager and board seem unwilling to invest and with the amount of money we put into the club that is unacceptable.

Gunnersaurus · Post by **Gunnersaurus** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:10 pm

Face it, we are fucked, goes from one extreme to the next, defence looks sorted and now the creativity is weak.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:11 pm

worthing_gooner wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:The thing is, if God help us, Benayoun on a loan is our answer to replacing Cesc then we just find ourselves back in this exact same fucking situation a year from now when we'll probably sign Jermaine Jenas or some shit.

Stop being tight c**ts, cough up the 35-40m for Goetze. We can easily afford it & it's an investment for the future, you'll get a good 5-10 years outta that kid if you can build a winning team around him & fend off the Barca whores.

Absolutely. Big teams spend big money on big players. And yes it is a lot of money, but it gets paid back. If we signed Goetze, how many shirts would they sell? Thousands and thousands. How much extra prize money would we make with quality players like him in our side?

As you say, it's an investment. But the current manager and board seem unwilling to invest and with the amount of money we put into the club that is unacceptable.

It makes me despair, it's like the kinda business plan 8 year olds would put in place.

"Oh i know, lets put the ticket prices up & spend as little of our money as possible. That'll get us an excellent return in the future."

No, no, no. You absolute fucking cretins.

worthing_gooner · Post by **worthing_gooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:11 pm

Gunnersaurus wrote:Face it, we are fucked, goes from one extreme to the next, defence looks sorted and now the creativity is weak.

You're right. Five fucking years we've been waiting to sort the defence out. He finally does it the year we get rid of our two best midfielders

Goonuz71 · Post by **Goonuz71** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:11 pm

worthing_gooner wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:The thing is, if God help us, Benayoun on a loan is our answer to replacing Cesc then we just find ourselves back in this exact same fucking situation a year from now when we'll probably sign Jermaine Jenas or some shit.

Stop being tight c**ts, cough up the 35-40m for Goetze. We can easily afford it & it's an investment for the future, you'll get a good 5-10 years outta that kid if you can build a winning team around him & fend off the Barca whores.

Absolutely. Big teams spend big money on big players. And yes it is a lot of money, but it gets paid back. If we signed Goetze, how many shirts would they sell? Thousands and thousands. How much extra prize money would we make with quality players like him in our side?

As you say, it's an investment. But the current manager and board seem unwilling to invest and with the amount of money we put into the club that is unacceptable.

Only if they come up with a decent shirt

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:11 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
kiwomya wrote:
Breaking news:
Shock news is just breaking, as it is revealed by Sky Sports sources that Stoke are trying to sign Adam Johnson on loan from Manchester City. Stay tuned for more.
Would have him at Arsenal, but not sure City would loan him.

I don't know why we couldn't have hooked it together with the Clichy or the Nasricunt deals even on loan???

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:12 pm

After having to endure my beloved Arsenal being Raped Repeatedly on sunday, I felt like - well - like I NEVER have before about Arsenal, Footie etc....I'm sure you all know what I mean...and then we managed to sign 3 players yesterday/today Mertesacker, Santos and Yung/Young (sp?)....Not what I would have signed buy hey...a signings a signing and metesacker is 6' 6" (could help stop the goals from dead ball situations) I began feeling the tiniest bit better after sunday - which will haunt me forever - and then I in work someone says Arsenal are signing Arteta - A very decent player - not cesc class obviously but classier than the other 3...and then get home, turn on the radio and come on here...and hear that the Arteta deal has gone tits up, so we've turned our attention to benayoun (read benny from crossroads) a player the scouosers dumped on the chavs who were looking for some clutz club to palm him off on.....guess what!? we are THAT club...nout only are the team being raped on the pitch - and by proxy the fans are....but we are also being gangraped in the transfer market....

F F SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

I've really tried to understand how wenger's hand s have been tied and how he has had no money for 6 years...regardless of what the board have said..and now he has Â£70 mill+...
and ............