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N1Goon wrote:YES!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... rpool.html


Fergie is favourite to sign Theo now, this is their Nani replacement! Going to link up Robin and Theo once again, which is a great partnership.


Theo will improve dramatically under Fergie, mark my words. Every aspect of his game will improve.

Why would theo want to stay when he's sees crap like gervino playing in the middle. When he sees the best players being sold every summer. If united go in for him they will offer him better wages and a chance to win things who wouldn't leave.

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The press seem to think Walcotts off to United

Arsene knows :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Theo you have my blessing mate, go, be happy and rich and win silverware :barscarf:

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Read that Daily Mail article on Walcott- I hope to god we dont get the Michael Jackson ripoff as part of the deal, hes seriously shite.

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Wengerball wrote:Read that Daily Mail article on Walcott- I hope to god we dont get the Michael Jackson ripoff as part of the deal, hes seriously shite.
Let me refer you to my feelings on that same subject just this morning -
Arsenal Till I Die wrote: NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week then see this useless Ronaldo wannabe pull on the red and white!

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wengerball wrote:Read that Daily Mail article on Walcott- I hope to god we dont get the Michael Jackson ripoff as part of the deal, hes seriously shite.
Let me refer you to my feelings on that same subject just this morning -
Arsenal Till I Die wrote: NO, NO, FUCKING NO!!

I'd rather eat syphilis ridden bollocks for a week then see this useless Ronaldo wannabe pull on the red and white!
Cheer up at least he'd be able to perform at the AGM with this catchy little number

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-3BtSD46DI

:barscarf: :barscarf:

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Apparently Theo to join united and we have Nani in return :?

You watch Theo come on massively as a player at united

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flash gunner wrote:Apparently Theo to join united and we have Nani in return :?

You watch Theo come on massively as a player at united
Yep. And watch as Pubic Head slots right in nice and comfy with our shit tippy tappy "system". A pointless step over here, a pointless 5 yard pass there, a pointless backheel over here. Marvelous.

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Nani,Gervinho and Zaha as a front 3. Lightweight,finding blind alleys to run into and stepovers for no fucking reason while shooting without a hope of getting it on target. Oooooh can't wait where do re-sign as a ST holder. :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Apparently Theo to join united and we have Nani in return :?

You watch Theo come on massively as a player at united
Yep. And watch as Pubic Head slots right in nice and comfy with our shit tippy tappy "system". A pointless step over here, a pointless 5 yard pass there, a pointless backheel over here. Marvelous.

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I think our genius manager will convert him to a central striker because overall I believe that he has the quality, the desire and the spirit

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Nani for Walcott are you seriously kidding me. We all know what Nani has achieved at United !!! Not much at all. He plays well then disappears for a few games. He is hardly the new dynamic engine we need and to add to this the last player we got from them was Silvestre and look at how dire he was.
WENGER OUT KRONKE OUT for Xmas please

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I would never sign anybody from United because Ferguson wouldn't sell us anyone unless they were genuinely fucking useless.

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flash gunner wrote:Apparently Theo to join united and we have Nani in return :?

You watch Theo come on massively as a player at united


I am not having that at all - Wally is lightening fast but has the brains of a rocking horse and that won't change no matter who is his manager :roll: In fact lets be honest here....would you rather have Valencia on our right wing or the brainless Wally ? If you opt for feo then there is something seriously wrong with your judgement cos there is far far more end product with Valencia and this is the guy feo would be competing for a starting spot with.
I know some of you believe feo should be played as a striker but would you rather have him up front or Hernandez ? The little pea isn't even a regular starter for them despite proving himself as the traditional goal poaching striker whilst Wally has never proven to be a centre forward so playing him there would be a gamble.

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augie wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Apparently Theo to join united and we have Nani in return :?

You watch Theo come on massively as a player at united


I am not having that at all - Wally is lightening fast but has the brains of a rocking horse and that won't change no matter who is his manager :roll: In fact lets be honest here....would you rather have Valencia on our right wing or the brainless Wally ? If you opt for feo then there is something seriously wrong with your judgement cos there is far far more end product with Valencia and this is the guy feo would be competing for a starting spot with.
I know some of you believe feo should be played as a striker but would you rather have him up front or Hernandez ? The little pea isn't even a regular starter for them despite proving himself as the traditional goal poaching striker whilst Wally has never proven to be a centre forward so playing him there would be a gamble.
Sorry mate i dont agree, i think he will become a better player under a different/better manager

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All pointless

I do not want us to spend money whilst Wenger is in charge. He will waste it for sure. get rid and then money for the new guy (I can dream can't I)

The only transfer he can make which a new manager may have also made is for Hunteelar as he is almost out of contract and would be value, and we need someone who can out the ball in the net, but is he top class?

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