Wanger doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or a striker from a goalkeeper, that much is obvious!!
Wanger certainly regrets some things......like being a fukcing proper football manager!!!
2008 - Arsenal boss Wenger said: "When he moved to Real Madrid, it was a regret. Yes, it was my biggest regret. He was in the French team then he moved to Madrid, Thierry Henry moved here and Thierry played in the European Championships and Nicolas did not play.
2008 - Arsene Wenger: 'I wish I had signed Cristiano Ronaldo for Arsenal'
Arsene Wenger has had few regrets during his time at Arsenal but he admitted that he wished he had been as persuasive to Cristiano Ronaldo as he had been to the Manchester United winger's mother. (Telegraph)
Dec 2012 - Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has admitted he will always regret not realising the potential of his team after selling key players. The Gunners have not won any silverware since 2005 and Wenger's long-term plan to construct a team that could challenge on all fronts was shattered by the sales of Samir Nasri, Cesc Fabregas, Robin van Persie and Alex Song.
Speaking in the January edition of Four Four Two magazine - Wenger admits there will forever be a sense of what might have been.
May 2013 - Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has spoke of his regret at not signing David Beckham following news of the players retirement yesterday, The Express reports.
The 38-year-old former England captain finally hung up his boots yesterday after a successful career that saw him turn out for Manchester United, Real Madrid, LA Galaxy, AC Milan and finally PSG.
But the evergreen Arsenal boss has admitted that he regrets never signing Goldenballs when he had the chance.
“Yes I was (interested in signing him), but it was at the period where we could not afford to pay him,” Wenger said.
June 2013 - Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger has revealed his regret at missing out on Gareth Bale as a youngster. (Daily Mail)
August 2013 - Arsène Wenger regrets lack of transfer opportunities (The Times)