It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Fwank confirmed for me that OneBard Ewok is indeed an Ewok. Fwank is a proud dwarf himself and his exact words were; "I rested me ashtray on his head for awhile but me fuckin' back was killing me bending over all the time. So then I used him as a footstool."
That's it Mr Midget Mod...enough...Look I can't help it if I am taller than you yer Ginger Napper Midget Dootstop....I guess we'll have to let everyone else decide and you and I have a 'Measure Off' - I would say High Noon but that would be beyond your reach !
I told you anymore of your false allegations and making up shyte and I'd post the video of you doing your best impersonation of John Gingee Goatie McTrevolta!