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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:15 pm
by DB10GOONER
OneBardGooner wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35652150

Timmy McOirish spent six days being a goat last year as part of an initiation rite to join the Oirish clique who spend much time swapping devilish stories of Goat bothering on Gooner2Gooner.
Speaking to the Today programme, he explained what inspired him to take animal form and the technology he used to make the transformation, using arts funding from the Cliques Secret Trust.

He said the worst thing about the whole experience was being molested by all the members of the clique....Describing it as 'A nightmare he wishes he could forget'.

He was also interviewed by RTE Radio but due to the savage imagery portrayed in his description of the induction into the Clique - the programme proved too frightening for broadcast.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Turns out "Timmy McOirish" is actually Ingerlishman Johhny Geezer from Laaahhhddoohhnn!! You dirty Ingerlish and your goat molesting. Just like the culchies over here. Dirty. :x

:lol: :wink:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:13 pm
by OneBardGooner
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:a chuppa wump awungbag, dilka diddla doo, asmakka mikbukk aluss alush aqzzakka azzaskaa alloo.

:barscarf:
Fluent in Ewok, huh? :rubchin:


:-P :wink:
And don't deny it you understood every syllable :lol: :wink:
It took you over 18 months to come up with THAT comeback? :shock:

Fucking hell, mate... :| :oops:

:lol: :wink: :wink:
I h a v e t o t y p e V e r y S l o w l y s o y o u c a n r e a d i t. :roll: :D :wink:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:39 pm
by OneBardGooner
8)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35718404

99 million years old ! 8)

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:44 pm
by OneBardGooner
:shock: OM HFC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35705864


8)

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:05 pm
by OneBardGooner
I would love to have a go in one of these...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34306722


:barscarf: 8) :barscarf:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:12 pm
by OneBardGooner
Holy Sheeeeeet!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35800866

:shock:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:39 pm
by skizz_b
Just posting in here to break up OBG talking to himself for months on end. :blah:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:44 pm
by OneBardGooner
who said that!? I can hear voices????


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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:38 pm
by OneBardGooner
Adam Johnson gets 6 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35891143

Well that his Arris............. Literally ! :wink:

Footballer Adam Johnson has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15.
Sentencing the ex-Sunderland player, Judge Jonathan Rose told him he had abused a position of trust and caused his victim "severe psychological harm".
The judge told Johnson, 28, he had engaged in sexual activity with her knowing she was under 16.
It can now be reported police found extreme pornography involving animals on Johnson's laptop.

:shock:

Does that mean he's one of dem Culchie Goat Molesters!? :lol: :wink:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 12:26 pm
by OneBardGooner
2The iconic open top bus that paraded Liverpool's Champions League-winning side through the city after their triumph in Istanbul in 2005 is now available to buy as a Lego toy. (Liverpool Echo)"

I wonder if it has wheels? :rubchin: :D

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:08 pm
by Sean
My last day at work is on Friday. Contract is over and thank fuck for that :barscarf:

Not looking forward to going back on the dole though. They aren't really many tolerable jobs for misanthropes like me :banghead:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:43 pm
by StuartL
Sean wrote:My last day at work is on Friday. Contract is over and thank fuck for that :barscarf:

Not looking forward to going back on the dole though. They aren't really many tolerable jobs for misanthropes like me :banghead:
Sorry to hear that mate, hope you get something sorted soon.

Be positive, things will be ok.

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:50 pm
by Sean
StuartL wrote:
Sean wrote:My last day at work is on Friday. Contract is over and thank fuck for that :barscarf:

Not looking forward to going back on the dole though. They aren't really many tolerable jobs for misanthropes like me :banghead:
Sorry to hear that mate, hope you get something sorted soon.

Be positive, things will be ok.
Thanks, mate :barscarf:

:high5:

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:33 pm
by OneBardGooner
Yeah! Good Luck Sean. And stay positive mate! :high5: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :D

Re: The Gooner Chinwag

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:34 pm
by OneBardGooner
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I would bang her within an inch of her life.... :-P :-P :-P :lol:
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