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Anything associated with Stoke. Had the misfortune on holiday in Turkey to meet some moronic Port Vale fan from Stoke who was a stereotypical chav in his young to mid 20s (complete with tacky gold chain) and had a rough as fuck girlfriend in her 40s who literally had more fingers than teeth.

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6630. South Yorkshire police

6631. Margaret Thatcher. Hoping that there is a special place in hell for her for many reasons.

6632. Kelvin MacKenzie

6633. Rupert Murdoch and his News International.

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northbank123 wrote:Anything associated with Stoke. Had the misfortune on holiday in Turkey to meet some moronic Port Vale fan from Stoke who was a stereotypical chav in his young to mid 20s (complete with tacky gold chain) and had a rough as fuck girlfriend in her 40s who literally had more fingers than teeth.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That'd be Miss Stoke 2011 then! the best of a VERY BAD bunch :wink:

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6634

The utter utter *word censored* who stole all my fishing gear from my garage last night!!!

A set up amassed over 12 years and having been redundant recently I have no way of getting it all back anytime soon! Fucking gutted :cry:

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BournemouthRED wrote:6634

The utter utter *word censored* who stole all my fishing gear from my garage last night!!!

A set up amassed over 12 years and having been redundant recently I have no way of getting it all back anytime soon! Fucking gutted :cry:
Wankers!!! sorry to hear that mate

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BournemouthRED wrote:6634

The utter utter *word censored* who stole all my fishing gear from my garage last night!!!

A set up amassed over 12 years and having been redundant recently I have no way of getting it all back anytime soon! Fucking gutted :cry:
Sorry to hear that, mate. :( There are some real fucking scumbags in this world. :evil:

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BournemouthRED wrote:6634

The utter utter *word censored* who stole all my fishing gear from my garage last night!!!

A set up amassed over 12 years and having been redundant recently I have no way of getting it all back anytime soon! Fucking gutted :cry:
Sorry to hear that BR - what a load of f*cking utter scum *word censored*. :twisted:

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Cheers fella's, I thought when i moved down here that all i had to worry about was old biddies trying to run you down on motorised scooters :lol:

In truth, bournemouth is full of chavs :x

On a brighter note as from monday I am once again a working member of society! (albeit as a contractor but no more day time tv for me) :barscarf:

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BournemouthRED wrote:Cheers fella's, I thought when i moved down here that all i had to worry about was old biddies trying to run you down on motorised scooters :lol:

In truth, bournemouth is full of chavs :x

On a brighter note as from monday I am once again a working member of society! (albeit as a contractor but no more day time tv for me) :barscarf:
Congrats on the new job, mate. :barscarf: 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
BournemouthRED wrote:Cheers fella's, I thought when i moved down here that all i had to worry about was old biddies trying to run you down on motorised scooters :lol:

In truth, bournemouth is full of chavs :x

On a brighter note as from monday I am once again a working member of society! (albeit as a contractor but no more day time tv for me) :barscarf:
Congrats on the new job, mate. :barscarf: 8)
Yes mate, nice one! :barscarf:

And they're calling male prostitutes contractors these days? I bet that's how hash sold it to you, wasn't it?

:shock: :roll: :D

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6635. Mod's on here for not using their powers to ban a certain wumming :censored: as I can see his posts when I am not logged on. :cussing: :banghead:

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Top Londoner wrote:6635. Mod's on here for not using their powers to ban a certain wumming :censored: as I can see his posts when I am not logged on. :cussing: :banghead:
Dont worry mate Babatunde has got it coming 8)

:? :shock: :wink: :D

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BournemouthRED wrote:Cheers fella's, I thought when i moved down here that all i had to worry about was old biddies trying to run you down on motorised scooters :lol:

In truth, bournemouth is full of chavs :x

On a brighter note as from monday I am once again a working member of society! (albeit as a contractor but no more day time tv for me) :barscarf:
Yeah nice one mate

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arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
BournemouthRED wrote:Cheers fella's, I thought when i moved down here that all i had to worry about was old biddies trying to run you down on motorised scooters :lol:

In truth, bournemouth is full of chavs :x

On a brighter note as from monday I am once again a working member of society! (albeit as a contractor but no more day time tv for me) :barscarf:
Congrats on the new job, mate. :barscarf: 8)
Yes mate, nice one! :barscarf:

And they're calling male prostitutes contractors these days? I bet that's how hash sold it to you, wasn't it?

:shock: :roll: :D

Hash said a boy like me could earn some serious money, he told me to work the tips!

Never had a job where I get tips before :barscarf:

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I got a tip for you Bourney mate.

Carry plenty of condoms for your customers.

:shock: :? :lol:

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