Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[clockender1]

Not worth £85 million in wages though. Never in a million years will his body hold to 35.

My bet is he'll last 3 tops.

United have won as many homes games as Palace lol.

Come on Palace !

[northbank123]

Not worth £85 million in wages though. Never in a million years will his body hold to 35.

My bet is he'll last 3 tops.

United have won as many homes games as Palace lol.

Come on Palace !

Would he have gotten such a ridiculous deal if they were top of the league? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

It's desperate. Obviously they view it as an ugly necessity but it really is obscene. Are they really planning on building their team around him for the next 4 or 5 years?

[officepest]

RSVP will sling his mercenary hook at the end of the season so if they don't tie Mr. Potato Head to a new deal they look weak in respect of signing new players.

It's not a football decsion, it's a bean counting exercise so they can flog more shirts with their "star man" embalzoned on them and may help persuade potential targets that they're not up shit creek.

[clockender1]

Chamakh just missed a free header, fucker.

Still 0-0.

Which just shows how crap they are with shrek, Rvp and mata all up front and the Belgian kid and fellatio are playing too.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Anyone who says Rooney is shit is absolutely clueless and that is a FACT

[northbank123]

"I never had any fears that Robin would not score his penalty. That is why they are the top players, they can hold their nerve."

Seems like a really weird comment for Dai Moyes to make especially as it wasn't even questioned. Possibly a bit far-fetched but maybe a dig at Ozil after the coverage his missed pen got this week?

[LDB]

"I never had any fears that Robin would not score his penalty. That is why they are the top players, they can hold their nerve."

Seems like a really weird comment for Dai Moyes to make especially as it wasn't even questioned. Possibly a bit far-fetched but maybe a dig at Ozil after the coverage his missed pen got this week?

Clearly a ruse to convince Bayern to sell him Alaba

Just had a look at the league table and I still can't understand why he didn't get more stick for not even trying to win the game at our place. They're now 11 points behind Liverpool

[northbank123]

"I never had any fears that Robin would not score his penalty. That is why they are the top players, they can hold their nerve."

Seems like a really weird comment for Dai Moyes to make especially as it wasn't even questioned. Possibly a bit far-fetched but maybe a dig at Ozil after the coverage his missed pen got this week?

Clearly a ruse to convince Bayern to sell him Alaba

Just had a look at the league table and I still can't understand why he didn't get more stick for not even trying to win the game at our place. They're now 11 points behind Liverpool

I know plenty of people who claim to be massive United fans (who doesn't) and they were all extremely sanctimonious tweeting every day about giving Moyes time as if they were going through some horrendous period for the fans. By being a few points off the top. In October. Nobody was seriously suggesting he should be sacked then (and nobody is now) but they were going on as though they were holding some sort of honourable crusade on his behalf.

Now all of them without fail are moaning all the time and showing their true colours. Saying rubbish like "Moyes should be given £150m to spend in the summer and if he hasn't turned things round by November sack him". Actually beggars belief.

Although how far they've fallen from cantering to the title last season including keeping all their players AND spending £65mil is hilarious

[clockender1]

ha ha how the mighty have fallen - ex united Keeper Roy Carroll and his Manager fancy their chances against a 'nervous' united.

[DB10GOONER]

Still laughing here.

[falkirk goon]

[postmanPat91]

I'm telling you guys... this is wanking material

[swimmer1]

Let's sign that lad Campbell looks a bit tasty

[1989]

Get in there Joel you beautiful Costa Rican.

[northbank123]

Every time I think United can't possibly sink any deeper they manage it. Think they will nick an away goal but fuck, if they don't