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U.S. - 'Get guns off our streets'.

U.K. - 'Get gum off our streets'.

How do you define virgin?


On the Verge but not in

Top Londoner wrote:A friend of mine just got divorced.

He and his wife split the house.

He got the outside.

for our canadian fellas:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:U.S. - 'Get guns off our streets'.

U.K. - 'Get gum off our streets'.

Soho - 'Get cum off our streets'.

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:U.S. - 'Get guns off our streets'.

U.K. - 'Get gum off our streets'.

Soho - 'Get cum off our streets'.

Brazil - "Get bums off our streets"



(from now i'll get puns off my posts)

Just been to tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi a bottle of lambs and some burgers ... so that's white rum, dark rum and Red Rum .. !!

Crane opertive required in Vauxhall area. Must be able to work on a rota.

Ive just looked in the fridge to check the sell by date on them tesco beef burgers - AAAAND... THEY'RE OFF!

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Ive just looked in the fridge to check the sell by date on them tesco beef burgers - AAAAND... THEY'RE OFF!

98 years ago today, the Germans & British troops brought a temporary ceasefire to the Great War and had a game of football out on no-man's land.

The fighting resumed when somebody was killed after being hit on the head with the football.

My wife went fucking mental earlier when I called her a big fat rhino.
She was screaming and shouting at me, calling me every name under the sun and threatening to beat the fuck out of me.
I just stood there, frozen to the spot.

The safest thing to do, as her vision's based mainly on movement.

I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart.

They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.

I think someone may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.