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7979. Totally Agree., especially the one above this.

7980. Almunia

7981. Cusamano

7982. david cunting cameron

The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

Jesus giving up the fags hasnt really worked for you.

JESUS chin up TL

7983- Mrs Ex TL

Best out of it....good luck

Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

JESUS H Christ Mate! Really sorry to hear that. After my divorce - one thng I learnt and will NEVER forget - Women as gorgeous, beautiful, Caring etc as they can be...Can also be The coldest, meanest, hard-hearted, nasty, spiteful, hateful loathesome creatures on the face of this planet bar none....People often talk of men being mean, tough etc - But Women are not only the worst of enemies, thet hold a grudge For Fucking EVER!.

Fuck her mate best out of it.....plenty of nice big wobbly fun bags and clunge to dip yer todger out there waiting for you!

7984 TL's ex and her clungebag friend...both Utter *word censored* S!!!!

OneBardGooner wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

JESUS H Christ Mate! Really sorry to hear that. After my divorce - one thng I learnt and will NEVER forget - Women as gorgeous, beautiful, Caring etc as they can be...Can also be The coldest, meanest, hard-hearted, nasty, spiteful, hateful loathesome creatures on the face of this planet bar none....People often talk of men being mean, tough etc - But Women are not only the worst of enemies, thet hold a grudge For Fucking EVER!.

Fuck her mate best out of it.....plenty of nice big wobbly fun bags and clunge to dip yer todger out there waiting for you!

Toplondoner, sorry to hear your circumstances but you will look back and realise that it is for the best.

OBG I didn't know that you had met my wife (soon to be ex )

7985 - Wenker

StuartL wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

JESUS H Christ Mate! Really sorry to hear that. After my divorce - one thng I learnt and will NEVER forget - Women as gorgeous, beautiful, Caring etc as they can be...Can also be The coldest, meanest, hard-hearted, nasty, spiteful, hateful loathesome creatures on the face of this planet bar none....People often talk of men being mean, tough etc - But Women are not only the worst of enemies, thet hold a grudge For Fucking EVER!.

Fuck her mate best out of it.....plenty of nice big wobbly fun bags and clunge to dip yer todger out there waiting for you!

Toplondoner, sorry to hear your circumstances but you will look back and realise that it is for the best.

OBG I didn't know that you had met my wife (soon to be ex )

They're All Related Mate! - And in the end they stab us men in the heart (via the back).

Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.

That is just despicable behaviour.

Seems to me that you are too nice for your own good mate. Her buddy should have been paying rent for the last eight years. They probably cooked up a scheme between them. Report you to police. Make you look bad. Get more money out of the settlement. Pure evil.

Fight her tooth and nail to stop her taking the piss. A good brief will make mincemeat of those conspiring bitches.

7986. The ex Mrs TL. Evil bitch.

7987. Her evil, non rent paying, bitch friend.