Bendtner; The Leg-end

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olgitgooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Wengerball wrote:I dont know- I'm a bit suspicious to be honest. After Park and Chamslack, Bendtner would look like an improvement. Maybe he has been sent on loan to gain a season of first team football before replacing RVP in the summer??

It sounds like a GIC type plan to me to "promote from within".

:?
Let's not kidded into this shit, even Stephen Hawking would be an improvement on these two useless wankers.
At least Stephen Hawking can think outside the box. :wink:

Shame he can't drive out of it if he gets a flat battery!

Think of the unnecessary offsides!

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Percy Dalton wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Wengerball wrote:I dont know- I'm a bit suspicious to be honest. After Park and Chamslack, Bendtner would look like an improvement. Maybe he has been sent on loan to gain a season of first team football before replacing RVP in the summer??

It sounds like a GIC type plan to me to "promote from within".

:?
Let's not kidded into this shit, even Stephen Hawking would be an improvement on these two useless wankers.
At least Stephen Hawking can think outside the box. :wink:

Shame he can't drive out of it if he gets a flat battery!

Think of the unnecessary offsides!

:roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Surely, Surely, we can finally say he'll never wear the arsenal shirt again.

Then he can sit by his phone next summer and wait for Bayern Munich to call.

Got a feeling he'll be waiting for a while.

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safcftm wrote: ....Still, O'Neill will be...glowering at him frostily from behind those jam jars, his mouth curling down at the edges in utter disgust and exasperation whilst formulating a succinct and biting phrase that might express his horror at what he has inherited... I expect to see a good performance from the lad ....:barscarf:

Just a little paraphrasing.

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Well, this will be a good test of the lads mental strength- certain to start tonight at QPR as Wickham is injured. We need him to impose himself on the game, less of the fancy flicks and wing play, we need to let Larsson and hopefully McClean trouble them on the wings and when the ball is whipped in, we need Bendtner to smash fuck out of the centre backs and grab us a goal or two. Gan on Bendy lad :barscarf:

Yeah, he's that good, fucking easy, he did just as I said, if they could cope with him then maybe they wouldnt be relegated before January. Well played Bandy, fucking easy
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safcftm wrote:Well, this will be a good test of the lads mental strength- certain to start tonight at QPR as Wickham is injured. We need him to impose himself on the game, less of the fancy flicks and wing play, we need to let Larsson and hopefully McClean trouble them on the wings and when the ball is whipped in, we need Bendtner to smash fuck out of the centre backs and grab us a goal or two. Gan on Bendy lad :barscarf:
"we need Bendtner to smash fuck out of the centre back"..........well that game plan is fucked before it's even off the ground.

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fairly scathing article on the shit one :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... lemma.html

O'Neill has faced many challenges in his many guises as a football manager. A fortnight into his latest role as the manager of Sunderland and he already has one of the top 10 conundrums: Nicklas Bendtner.

The Arsenal striker is just one of the players O'Neill has inherited from Steve Bruce. But he may just have him for six months, and on his wages, and with so few strikers to choose from, he has to get the best out of him.

Now, according to Bendtner, getting the best out of him, means getting the one of the best strikers in the world. He's still dreaming of the Nou Camp, not Wearside. Sunderland supporters would beg to differ.

And although his part in the alleged car wrecking spree is still under investigation by Northumbria Police, and therefore also his club, what is not up for question is that he and captain Lee Cattermole chose to mark the occasion of O'Neill's introduction to the press with a night out in Newcastle. Unwise doesn’t even come into it.

Bendtner was injured a few days later when O'Neill was taking in the ovation at the Stadium of Light, prior to a late and vital victory over Blackburn Rovers, and his place went to young and willing, and half-fit, Connor Wickham. Even when fit for Spurs on Sunday, O'Neill still selected the former Ipswich striker.

And then there is Nicklas Bendtner.

The 23-year-old – yes he really is only 23 – may have gained bags of experience at the very top level with Arsenal, but he was hardly a regular under Arsene Wenger, despite the opportunities that opened up.

But as O'Neill pointed out in his press conference, before setting off for the clash at QPR, playing for Sunderland requires a very different mentality and attitude. Life's tough near the bottom. So every game is a battle, not a walk in the park.

He has drifted indifferently on the periphery of games too often and has had the same attitude about the importance of being in the opposition's penalty area. With goals at a premium for Sunderland, they are luxuries his team can ill afford.

If Bendtner is serious about his football, he needs to understand pretty quickly that he is working for a serious manager. He will want the best out of the best striker he has at his disposal. And he will want it now.
No such problems at present among his strikers for Alan Pardew whose Newcastle side face West Bromwich on Wednesday night, aiming to end their poor run of two points from five games. But all that could change.
Heads up: Wickham is showing real promise


Shola Ameobi and Leon Best may have found the net occasionally but they lack the dynamic edge and intelligence which Ba brings to a Newcastle side capable of creating chances from so many areas.

Like O'Neill, Pardew will be seriously contemplating adding a striker next month, and Souchaux's Modibo Maiga can still expect to be a Newcastle player, despite any complications over his current fitness.

The January sales are not renowned for unearthing bargains. But if they can sign any striker who will score goals over five long months, it could prove the best piece of business either club has done for a while.

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safcftm wrote:Well, this will be a good test of the lads mental strength- certain to start tonight at QPR as Wickham is injured. We need him to impose himself on the game, less of the fancy flicks and wing play, we need to let Larsson and hopefully McClean trouble them on the wings and when the ball is whipped in, we need Bendtner to smash fuck out of the centre backs and grab us a goal or two. Gan on Bendy lad :barscarf:

Yeah, he's that good, fucking easy, he did just as I said, if they could cope with him then maybe they wouldnt be relegated before January. Well played Bandy, fucking easy
When you're as good as Nicky, its all fucking easy

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What if The Shit One gets sent down for it??!! :shock:

I wonder if he'll will wear his pink boots in the D Block showers? I'd say Big Bubba and his rape crew will be very interested.

I mean, they left Percy's arse looking like a milk truck had exploded in the Mersey Tunnel. :-P :wink:

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has anyone got a link to nic's goal? how was it?

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brazilianGOONER wrote:has anyone got a link to nic's goal? how was it?
Good angled header from a corner, shocking defending mind

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Free header from a corner. Poor defending but good header (although it may have come off his shoulder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-LfUz5Kkk

Watch for the dog in the crowd at the end :? :? :lol:

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brazilianGOONER wrote:has anyone got a link to nic's goal? how was it?
He smashed it in.

Must have thought it was a wing mirror or something...

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DB10GOONER wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:has anyone got a link to nic's goal? how was it?
He smashed it in.

Must have thought it was a wing mirror or something...

:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


At last someone has told the wanker the truth....

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Su ... 45744.html

Pity wenger didn't do this ages ago, it would have saved a whole lot of time AND Grief for us Gooners! :roll: :banghead:

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safcftm wrote:Well, this will be a good test of the lads mental strength- certain to start tonight at QPR as Wickham is injured. We need him to impose himself on the game, less of the fancy flicks and wing play, we need to let Larsson and hopefully McClean trouble them on the wings and when the ball is whipped in, we need Bendtner to smash fuck out of the centre backs and grab us a goal or two. Gan on Bendy lad :barscarf:

Yeah, he's that good, fucking easy, he did just as I said, if they could cope with him then maybe they wouldnt be relegated before January. Well played Bandy, fucking easy
He might smash up their cars round the back and grab a stereo or two mate.

Thats about all the useless, self-hyped tosser is capable of. Another wish for 2012.....please don't recall he of the elephant's first touch

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