Fuck it Im starting a transfer Thread

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Can I say that unless we make a signing before the 31st Jan, this will be the last transfer thread sticky ever allowed to exist again!! I will not only strangle at birth any new ones, but will personally pay a visit to the person responsible for starting it to 'discuss' making a change in their medication. :twisted:

If that doesn't persuade them, I will personally chop each and every one of their digits off so that they will no longer be able to even use a computer again, never mind start a thread on such a ridiculous subject as incoming Arsenal transfers!! :evil: :evil: :banghead: :banghead: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

i also heard Sneijder could be joining this Jan. :shock:

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flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Can I say that unless we make a signing before the 31st Jan, this will be the last transfer thread sticky ever allowed to exist again!! I will not only strangle at birth any new ones, but will personally pay a visit to the person responsible for starting it to 'discuss' making a change in their medication. :twisted:

If that doesn't persuade them, I will personally chop each and every one of their digits off so that they will no longer be able to even use a computer again, never mind start a thread on such a ridiculous subject as incoming Arsenal transfers!! :evil: :evil: :banghead: :banghead: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

i also heard Sneijder could be joining this Jan. :shock:
FFS.... :shock: He probably buy the bloody club first brfore signing as a player... only joking.. :lol: :lol:

Our deals are done and dusted!!!

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We need at least 100 pages to get a world class player :barscarf:

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BournemouthRED wrote:We need at least 100 pages to get a world class player :barscarf:
if we get to 100 pages on corkbarry's gif thread will we get one of those titties for us??? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
BournemouthRED wrote:We need at least 100 pages to get a world class player :barscarf:
if we get to 100 pages on corkbarry's gif thread will we get one of those titties for us??? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
The best thing would be for wenger to sign a world class player who has fantastic tits and isn't afraid to show em! :barscarf:

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BournemouthRED wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
BournemouthRED wrote:We need at least 100 pages to get a world class player :barscarf:
if we get to 100 pages on corkbarry's gif thread will we get one of those titties for us??? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
The best thing would be for wenger to sign a world class player who has fantastic tits and isn't afraid to show em! :barscarf:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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What's happened to 'super quality' Wayne Bridge joining on loan and our trialist from Oman's division two.

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SteveO 35 wrote:What's happened to 'super quality' Wayne Bridge joining on loan and our trialist from Oman's division two.
Maybe they dont want to join such a shit, no hope outfit as us? :oops: :wink:

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Just read that Arsene is "taking another look" at Joe Cole!! :shock:

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Might as well lock this thread down.

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I was just thinking someone should start another transfer thread you know like a sequel in case this thread takes up too much space on the forum.Should i start a poll to see what people think :barscarf:

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let's just agree to call the next few people who starts a transfer thread a cunt. We don't have to have a reason, but when we hear transfer, we should just answer with cunt...and there's a list for them.

mcdowell42 should be #1 on the list for his pathetic excuse for a transfer thread
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MegaGooner wrote:let's just agree to call the next few people who starts a transfer thread a cunt. We don't have to have a reason, but when we hear transfer, we should just answer with cunt...and there's a list for them.

mcdowell42 should be #1 on the list for his pathetic excuse for a transfer thread
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:wink: :barscarf:

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Sky Sports were trying to plug their deadline day special last night - tune in next Tuesday for all the last minute deals. Are there actually any of you lot that are seriously going to bother?

At least when we've mocked before there has been one half credible story about us being linked with a player. Last time we were in the shit in the battle for 4th, Arshavin joined, but there's not a sniff of a major signing this time round.

Depressing really. Without any shadow of doubt this is the worst Arsenal side since 1995, but judging by Hill-Wood's soundbites the club have as good as surrendered 4th place now.

For the first time I find myself questioning whether the Self Harmer really has got handcuffs on when it comes to transfers, because the side is so poor now in just about every area of the field, that I simply find it hard to understand that even a mildly intelligent man couldn't spot such obvious weaknesses.

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SteveO 35 wrote:Sky Sports were trying to plug their deadline day special last night - tune in next Tuesday for all the last minute deals. Are there actually any of you lot that are seriously going to bother?

At least when we've mocked before there has been one half credible story about us being linked with a player. Last time we were in the shit in the battle for 4th, Arshavin joined, but there's not a sniff of a major signing this time round.

Depressing really. Without any shadow of doubt this is the worst Arsenal side since 1995, but judging by Hill-Wood's soundbites the club have as good as surrendered 4th place now.

For the first time I find myself questioning whether the Self Harmer really has got handcuffs on when it comes to transfers, because the side is so poor now in just about every area of the field, that I simply find it hard to understand that even a mildly intelligent man couldn't spot such obvious weaknesses.
But SteveO, why did he sign his last contract at the speed of light a season or so ago, the squad was still shit then, not as bad as this one but still shit.

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