The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[Arsenal Till I Die]

“@DeadlineDayLive: Arsenal have launched a sensational bid to sign Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani. (Source: L'Équipe)” @nealcol
10:58am - 26 Aug 14

Football Manger 2014 is a good game isn't it.

Cavani would be a fucking great signing and that alone is why it will never happen.

How reliable are L''Équipe? 1989, you must know, mate.

[StanKroenke'sWig]

“@DeadlineDayLive: Arsenal have launched a sensational bid to sign Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani. (Source: L'Équipe)” @nealcol
10:58am - 26 Aug 14

Football Manger 2014 is a good game isn't it.

Cavani would be a fucking great signing and that alone is why it will never happen.

How reliable are L''Équipe? 1989, you must know, mate.

Is that a nativity based football game?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

“@DeadlineDayLive: Arsenal have launched a sensational bid to sign Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani. (Source: L'Équipe)” @nealcol
10:58am - 26 Aug 14

Football Manger 2014 is a good game isn't it.

Cavani would be a fucking great signing and that alone is why it will never happen.

How reliable are L''Équipe? 1989, you must know, mate.

Is that a nativity based football game?

[OneBardGooner]

“@DeadlineDayLive: Arsenal have launched a sensational bid to sign Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani. (Source: L'Équipe)” @nealcol
10:58am - 26 Aug 14

this is a good one.
Cavani definitely is NOT coming

Not True I know ...BUT If it was then someone should have damaged Giroud sooner....

Cavani is too old to be bought as a ain striker now...what is he 32yrs???

27 OBG.

Wow! I thought he was older....must be the long hair and tatt's of Motorhead that did it.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

“@DeadlineDayLive: Arsenal have launched a sensational bid to sign Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani. (Source: L'Équipe)” @nealcol
10:58am - 26 Aug 14

this is a good one.
Cavani definitely is NOT coming

Not True I know ...BUT If it was then someone should have damaged Giroud sooner....

Cavani is too old to be bought as a ain striker now...what is he 32yrs???

27 OBG.

Wow! I thought he was older....must be the long hair and tatt's of Motorhead that did it.

I see your Cavani age debate and raise you one ''25'' year old Costa

[augie]

I would actually rather have Campbell upfront all year than have Welbeck anywhere near Arsenal.

He is absolutely shite.

Think I would rather have le postman than welbeck

[SPUDMASHER]

I'd rather have genital warts than Wellbeck.

[rodders999]

I'd rather have genital warts than Wellbeck.

After Sylvestre I didn't think we'd ever get a bigger dud off the mancs, am i about to be proved wrong?

[DB10GOONER]

I'd rather have genital warts than Wellbeck.

According to REB, that's one ambition you have fullfilled!

[SPUDMASHER]

I'd rather have genital warts than Wellbeck.

According to REB, that's one ambition you have fullfilled!

Yes, he said I should pass on the thanks to you as you're the source

I don't know who should be more embarrassed. Me for having them or you for fucking a culchie

[topgoon]

So as of 26th August, we have no number 9. Campbell and a Giraffe on ice skates. No DM, only one recognized LB that's fit(watching him play LB, think we'd get done by trade descriptions act for even f**king calling him that),2 recognized CB's, one utility RB/CB that's only 19.

We have more f**king midfield mdgets than the f**king of cast Charlie and the Chocolate f**king factory and a bank full of cash.

HE has 6 days but this f**kwit won't fix it will he.

Don't think even a naked Natalie will appease anyone next week.

On a nice and happy note Di Marzio has tweeted pics of Manolas finishing his medical, so it looks like Vermalen's fee was for AW's pay rise....NICE # more f**king years,can't wait.

[StanKroenke'sWig]

So as of 26th August, we have no number 9. Campbell and a Giraffe on ice skates. No DM, only one recognized LB that's fit(watching him play LB, think we'd get done by trade descriptions act for even f**king calling him that),2 recognized CB's, one utility RB/CB that's only 19.

We have more f**king midfield mdgets than the f**king of cast Charlie and the Chocolate f**king factory and a bank full of cash.

HE has 6 days but this f**kwit won't fix it will he.

Don't think even a naked Natalie will appease anyone next week.

I agreed with that post up to the last sentence TopGoon

[topgoon]

So as of 26th August, we have no number 9. Campbell and a Giraffe on ice skates. No DM, only one recognized LB that's fit(watching him play LB, think we'd get done by trade descriptions act for even f**king calling him that),2 recognized CB's, one utility RB/CB that's only 19.

We have more f**king midfield mdgets than the f**king of cast Charlie and the Chocolate f**king factory and a bank full of cash.

HE has 6 days but this f**kwit won't fix it will he.

Don't think even a naked Natalie will appease anyone next week.

I agreed with that post up to the last sentence TopGoon

If I was big nose matterface then it's there on tap so I'd be ok but a fleeting glimpse of her expose baps and piss flaps will only last me about a minute and then it's back to anger and depression.

And before anyone mentions it, the 3rd person speak is ditched because it's pretty obvious the DIC is not buying ANYONE we need.

[augie]

We entered last week needing a quality defensive midfielder and a back up centre back plus we stated that we should be upgrading our striking options - now, if giroud is out for 3 months, we absolutely need a centre forward, a quality DM and a back up centre back

The odds of us addressing two of those needs is slim to none so the chances of us buying players to solve all 3 are nil

[Swifty]

So people blow up that Alexis has been used on the wing because Giroud is so crap. Podolski can't get a run because Giroud has the no 9 and is so crap. Uh oh Giroud injured - whatever will we do?!? Khedira will join us on Friday.
Deadset - what a bunch of porkchops