Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:29 pm

Don't know if it's the gear I'm puffing but I just thought of a song for our new signing (he has signed, hasn't he?

Please tell me he has)

To the Russian Kossacks tune they used to play at Chelsea before games (when they loved Roman Abramovich):

Andrei Ar-Shav-in, Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin
Andrei Ar-Shav-in, Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin
Andrei Ar-Shav-in, Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin
Andrei Ar-Shav-in, Ar-sha-vin, Ar-sha-vin

Starts off really slow then speeds up as it goes along.

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:47 pm

31 days and that is the best you can manage?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:52 pm

Give a guy a break Gus!!

The deal has only just been done (please tell me it's been done, someone?

) and I did spend the previous 30 and a half days stoned in resignation because Arsene said we didn't need anyone as we're good enough with the players we've got!!

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:16 pm

In that case then well done!

It is my favourite song and I will sing it just as soon as I got my breath back from singing "We hate............zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:18 pm

Pilly · Post by **Pilly** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:20 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Give a guy a break Gus!! The deal has only just been done (please tell me it's been done, someone? ) and I did spend the previous 30 and a half days stoned in resignation because Arsene said we didn't need anyone as we're good enough with the players we've got!!

Don't forget the "new signings" of Rosicky, Walcott and Eduardo...

afc-bob · Post by **afc-bob** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:24 pm

Arshaaaa vin vin vin
to the left and to the right
Arshaaaa vin vin vin
hes or midfield magician
to the left and to the right
to the russian beat all night
and Weeel shiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt on Ronaldo

AFCWozza · Post by **AFCWozza** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:27 pm

To the same tune as Perry Groves Song..

Rosicky.. A NEW SIGNING
Theo Walcott... A NEW SIGNING
Eduardo.. A NEW SIGNING
Arshavin.. A NEW SIGNING
Fabregas.. A NEW SIGNING
Wenger Loves A NEW SIGNING

WE ALL BELIEVE THAT WE'LL PISS THIS TINPOT LEAGUE
PISS THIS TINPOT LEAGUE
PISS THIS TINPOT LEAGUE..

Maybe not

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:55 pm

He'll shoot, He'll score,
a dribbling galore, its arshavin, its arshavin

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:00 pm

Theres only one cesc fabregas, one cesc fabregas,
He'll pick out a pass, cos he's just pure class
Cesc is a gooner thru and thru

Hello! · Post by **Hello!** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:16 pm

My nan's house on a Sunday evening is louder than the Emirates.

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:18 pm

Hello! wrote:My nan's house on a Sunday evening is louder than the Emirates.

it is pretty loud when im shagging the shit out of her

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:19 pm

Hello! wrote:My nan's house on a Sunday evening is louder than the Emirates.

Well tell her to turn the red light off then

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:23 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:
Hello! wrote:My nan's house on a Sunday evening is louder than the Emirates.
it is pretty loud when im shagging the shit out of her

wned: (bad mental image

)

n7gooner · Post by **n7gooner** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:44 pm

How about to the Veira tune

Arshavin oh oww
Arshavin oh oww
we signed him in the snow
he's better than jermain defoe

arshavin.........