The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[flash gunner]

Glad youre feeling better olgit sounds bad mate!!

8123. Almunia

[DB10GOONER]

8121. Fucking Norovirus.

Missed my flight to Lanzarote. Spent two days in hospital.

Total utter fucking ****.

At your age you should just be grateful that you're still alive!!

I'm actually surprised I am still alive Hlebby. Fucking virus dehydrated me so much that I got continuous horrendous cramp all over the place. Pain was so bad that I passed out twice. I woke up in the bathroom with my head against the radiator (which was on full heat), fuck knows how long I was there. I was in so much agony that I thought the old ticker was going to give out on me.

Thanks for your sympathy.

Jaysus, Kev - sounds bad. Hope you are feeling better, mate. My brother almost exploded over the weekend. Worst case of winter vomiting bug I've ever seen.

[LDB]

Can't find the grumpy gits thread so this will have to do

8124. Anyone who measures time in "sleeps" or refers to food as "eats"

[olgitgooner]

Cheers for the sympathy lads.

The ol' git is in good health now. Had a great (shortened) holiday with my daughters and my lovely grandson. Who is twelve weeks old today.

Word of advice to all......increase the salt in your diet while this horrible virus is doing the rounds.

8125. Cramp

[OneBardGooner]

8126 ryan cheating diving *word censored* shawcross....breaks a players leg and cries ...ooooh and runs to his mummy outside the ground (TRUE!) and then get's a little 'nudge' in the head and goes down like a whore in a brothel diving, cheating piece of shyte of an utter, utter *word censored*.

[OneBardGooner]

8127. fwash - pedantic *word censored*.

[I Hate Hleb]

8121. Fucking Norovirus.

Missed my flight to Lanzarote. Spent two days in hospital.

Total utter fucking ****.

At your age you should just be grateful that you're still alive!!

I'm actually surprised I am still alive Hlebby. Fucking virus dehydrated me so much that I got continuous horrendous cramp all over the place. Pain was so bad that I passed out twice. I woke up in the bathroom with my head against the radiator (which was on full heat), fuck knows how long I was there. I was in so much agony that I thought the old ticker was going to give out on me.

Thanks for your sympathy.

That sounds like some heavy shit in more ways than one!! Seriously though, glad to hear that you have recovered now matey.

[OneBardGooner]

8128. Christmas Shoppers. feck off and die!

[DB10_TH14]

8128. Christmas Shoppers. feck off and die!

after xmas comes the january sales

[OneBardGooner]

8129. shu and DB10_TH14.

They know why.

[DB10_TH14]

8130 people in denial OBG

[OneBardGooner]

8131 cuntslops who are the beeatch of a mod

[GranadaJoe]

8132 'Arry Rednap, who is shocked and disgusted by the huge wages paid to his QPR players.

a) How else do you get half-decent players to join a shit club

b) Why are you then surprised that their hearts aren't really in it

c) Do you really need 8 strikers

d) You do remember you once managed Portsmouth!?!

[StuartL]

8132 'Arry Rednap, who is shocked and disgusted by the huge wages paid to his QPR players.a) How else do you get half-decent players to join a shit club

b) Why are you then surprised that their hearts aren't really in it

c) Do you really need 8 strikers

d) You do remember you once managed Portsmouth!?!

Rosie wouldn't get out of bed for less than £30k a week.

[storrmin571]

8133 The Ospreys - plastic fans of a plastic club, the chelsea of rugby out sang by Scarlets on your own ground, resorting to a fucking shit marching band and a PA track of queen to drown out the away supporters and free clappers to create an atmosphere. Fuck off you jack bastards, even the fucking nazis stopped bombing you after 3 days because they realised you all live in a fucking slum. The wheels on your house go round and round.