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Why thank-you yer gimp mask wearing doorstop

OneBardGooner wrote:Why thank-you yer gimp mask wearing doorstop

You are very welcome, footstool.

8153. Almunia

That's not nice you overflowing spitoon from the George pub.

OneBardGooner wrote:That's not nice you overflowing spitoon from the George pub.

Who are you replying to - me or Flash, ya shit impacted lungworm.

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:That's not nice you overflowing spitoon from the George pub.

Who are you replying to - me or Flash, ya shit impacted lungworm.

Oh definitely you yer lice infested vagrant of a chav butt plug.

Had it been for flash, the sentence would have contained words such as: sofagimp, ketchup encrusted, pedantic, apron wearing, marigold gloved gimpified log of doo doo etc...but as it's not I haven't used those words.

8154. flappyanski

If Shakespeare was alive I'd say he would be shitting himself thinking of the competition he's getting on this forum

mcdowell42 wrote:If Shakespeare was alive I'd say he would be shitting himself thinking of the competition he's getting on this forum

"To be, or not to be a cúnt: that is the question".

DB10GOONER wrote: "To be, or not to be a cúnt: that is the question".

yeah, and it's pretty clear to me that you have made your choice, eh db?

brazilianGOONER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote: "To be, or not to be a cúnt: that is the question".

yeah, and it's pretty clear to me that you have made your choice, eh db?

Yep.

Or in your case;

"To have, or not to have a cúnt: that is the question".

DB10GOONER wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:If Shakespeare was alive I'd say he would be shitting himself thinking of the competition he's getting on this forum

"Is mcdowell a total and utter *word censored* or complete arsewipe of a *word censored* that is the question".

He's both DB...both...remember what frank said about him!?...

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:If Shakespeare was alive I'd say he would be shitting himself thinking of the competition he's getting on this forum

"Is mcdowell a total and utter *word censored* or complete arsewipe of a *word censored* that is the question".

He's both DB...both...remember what frank said about him!?...

Deffo both.

Hippys who thought the world would end on 21dec

Anyone who calls Aussie gals Sheila.

Big tits, tight ass is okay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but sheila is unacceptable. Ya hear me?