big t...ty thread!!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:24 pm

On the subject of plastic......

a friend of mine once purchased on of those blow-up doll thingies.

I got it home, and, er, I mean my FRIEND got it home, and inflated it.

Imagine my FRIEND's shock, when, instead of a vagina, the doll had a very erect penis!!!

My friend took it back to the shop, to complain..........

.........whereupon he was advised that he had inflated it whilst it was inside-out.

Silly Billy!

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:25 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here

digger · Post by **digger** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:26 pm

olgitgooner wrote:On the subject of plastic......

a friend of mine once purchased on of those blow-up doll thingies.

I got it home, and, er, I mean my FRIEND got it home, and inflated it.

Imagine my FRIEND's shock, when, instead of a vagina, the doll had a very erect penis!!!

My friend took it back to the shop, to complain..........

.........whereupon he was advised that he had inflated it whilst it was inside-out.

Silly Billy!

Pissing myself laughing....

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:27 pm

North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here

LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:28 pm

North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here

When's the next train to Oxford, Chunky?????

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:28 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow

That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:30 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
When's the next train to Oxford, Chunky?????

tickets are booked olgit - just waiting for this snow to clear

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:31 pm

am on my way in a snow plough do use want a lift??

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:33 pm

North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............

your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X

Bloody hell!!!!!

This is warming up!

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:37 pm

Its not here! Its still snowing!

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:48 pm

chunky will warm ye up nb girl

[/quote]

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:20 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
North bank girl wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot

I can't say! Just some geezer!

And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X
Bloody hell!!!!!

This is warming up!

I wish olgit - i think NB Girl is pulling my plonker - me thinks

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:22 pm

FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl

[/quote]

yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:34 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:
FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl

yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her

[/quote]

If you were a proper gentleman, you'd let her have your bed. While you slept on the sofa.

Alteratively, you could let her "pull your plonker".

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl

yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her

If you were a proper gentleman, you'd let her have your bed. While you slept on the sofa.

Alteratively, you could let her "pull your plonker".

[/quote]

LOL - i'm loving your thinking olgit - i think i prefer the second option - stuff sleeping on a bloody uncomfortable sofa