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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:24 pm
by olgitgooner
On the subject of plastic......
a friend of mine once purchased on of those blow-up doll thingies.
I got it home, and, er, I mean my FRIEND got it home, and inflated it.
Imagine my FRIEND's shock, when, instead of a vagina, the doll had a very erect penis!!!
My friend took it back to the shop, to complain..........
.........whereupon he was advised that he had inflated it whilst it was inside-out.
Silly Billy!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:25 pm
by North bank girl
Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:26 pm
by digger
olgitgooner wrote:On the subject of plastic......
a friend of mine once purchased on of those blow-up doll thingies.
I got it home, and, er, I mean my FRIEND got it home, and inflated it.
Imagine my FRIEND's shock, when, instead of a vagina, the doll had a very erect penis!!!
My friend took it back to the shop, to complain..........
.........whereupon he was advised that he had inflated it whilst it was inside-out.
Silly Billy!
Pissing myself laughing....
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:27 pm
by Rosie_titters
North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:28 pm
by olgitgooner
North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
When's the next train to Oxford, Chunky?????
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:28 pm
by North bank girl
Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:30 pm
by Rosie_titters
olgitgooner wrote:North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
When's the next train to Oxford, Chunky?????
tickets are booked olgit - just waiting for this snow to clear
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:31 pm
by FOXYARSENAL
am on my way in a snow plough do use want a lift??
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:33 pm
by olgitgooner
North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Like i would post a picture of my boobs on here!!!!! They actually belong to ..............
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X
Bloody hell!!!!!
This is warming up!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:37 pm
by North bank girl
Its not here! Its still snowing!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:48 pm
by FOXYARSENAL
chunky will warm ye up nb girl
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:20 pm
by Rosie_titters
olgitgooner wrote:North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:North bank girl wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:
your fella, he's a lucky fucker[/quot
I can't say! Just some geezer!
And Chunkey Monkey When you get to Oxford i'll let you take a pic of mine to post on here
LOL if you let me take a piccy of your boobies i wouldn't post it on here i would laminate it and keep it under my pillow
That is so sweet! You are such a gentleman! X
Bloody hell!!!!!
This is warming up!
I wish olgit - i think NB Girl is pulling my plonker - me thinks
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:22 pm
by Rosie_titters
FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl
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yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:34 pm
by olgitgooner
Chunky Monkey wrote:FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl
yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her
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If you were a proper gentleman, you'd let her have your bed. While you slept on the sofa.
Alteratively, you could let her "pull your plonker".
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 pm
by Rosie_titters
olgitgooner wrote:Chunky Monkey wrote:FOXYARSENAL wrote:chunky will warm ye up nb girl
yep sure would, being the kind gentleman that i am, i would happily share my duvet with her
If you were a proper gentleman, you'd let her have your bed. While you slept on the sofa.
Alteratively, you could let her "pull your plonker".
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LOL - i'm loving your thinking olgit - i think i prefer the second option - stuff sleeping on a bloody uncomfortable sofa