MKGould and UFG close in on 300 club!!!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:18 am

Ben-gooner14 wrote:Im in the 300 club.

well done Ben!! congrats.

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:47 am

RaM wrote:What's in the 500 club?

You get free shots at Sp*rs fans with air rifles

P.s im not a mean person i just dont think theres a place for them in London

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:26 am

turns out there was a polar flip between now and the last time they won anything, so in fact they're sarf londoners.

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:06 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Chopper wrote:Thanks TS, althought thought the 400 club was supposed to be the mutts nuts...well thats the impression DB10 gave me.

Nobody knows about the perks of the 500 club yet, it's the great unknown!

Maybe thats where the holy grail is? The Illuminati 500 club.
Congrats Chops!! Top posting my friend.

As far as 500 Club perks? I've heard stories my friends. Wild, incredible stories about what goes on up there. Let me just mention these five words to you (two hyphenated);

Slaves. Avocados. Strap-ons. Love-gloves. Pygmies.

let's not forget mouth shandies.

Wow, got to get me in there quick!

I'll be running round the 500 with my willy hanging out
running round the 500 with my willy hanging out
running round the 500 with my willy hanging out
Singing I got x posts more than you.....

(particularly with the Avocados and mouth shandies!)