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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:56) He once raped & murdered a poor defenceless blind baby squirrel.
With one leg.
As in the squirrel only had one leg, not as in Adebayor used one leg to rape the squirrel.
True story.
R.I.P. Cyril.
top quality IU4GN!!
Where is Cyril burried - in case I want to pay my respects.
Pretty sure Adecunthoop buried the body himself so if you can find out where he intended to bury it it’s most likely somewhere (anywhere) within a 3-mile radius of that spot.
You could of course have asked the police to trace his whereabouts at the time the crime was committed using his mobile phone signal. But unfortunately it was during the summer months when of course his phone is permanently switched off. And now we know why, the evil bushy-tailed-rodent-raping-son-of-a-... I'm sorry, it's still a bit emotional for me!
The fucker!
If only he was as good at burying the ball in the net as he is at burying his cock in defenless little squirrels...
Moving on (as my therapist insists I must) from the tragedy of the Adebayor’s-cock-shaped-hole-in-Cyril’s-late-rectum episode…
59) Because in 2 seasons time when he scores against us on his debut for Portsmouth in the 3rd round of the FA Cup he’ll either milk it for all it’s worth or worse still, refuse to celebrate out of “respectâ€
