would you date an unintelligent/ borderline retarded woman?

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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I Hate Hleb wrote:That's okay, my one's made of quorn and is veggie-friendly!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Dont tell No.5! He seems to have some kind of fetish about having corn on the knob!
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
can i go 2nd? :-P
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mrgnu1958 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
can i go 2nd? :-P
:ewwwww:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
can i go 2nd? :-P
I think that's what's known as "ploppy seconds!" :shock: :( :cry:

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BT wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
CYGooner wrote:
ds wrote:
:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!! :-P
Exactly!! Then they wonder why we moan that the reason we don't understand them is because they send out mixed signals!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

I dont eat meat, haven't done so since I was 21
Wow, ds lined that one up on a plate for you and thats the best Hlebby comes up with? :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry:

No need to stick the knife in BT!! :roll: :cry: :lol: (you were starting a new series of puns, weren't you?) :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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A big shout out to Chris De Burgh for helping me out with this one

"Mr **** and I Hate Hleb
are eating DS, cheek to cheek"

"There's nobody queer, it's just poo and wee"



:oops: :oops: :oops:
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ds wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
can i go 2nd? :-P
:ewwwww:
My thoughts exactly ds!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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ds wants me ya know............. :oops: :oops:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
ds wrote: Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
can i go 2nd? :-P
:ewwwww:
My thoughts exactly ds!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Oi!!!!!! stop amending my post Mod!!!!!!! Mind you, its a fair point
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Number 5 wrote:A big shout out to Chris De Burgh for helping me out with this one

"Mr **** and I Hate Hleb
are eating DS, cheek to cheek"

"There's nobody queer, it's just poo and wee"



:oops: :oops: :oops:
Not if I have something to say about it they're not
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From World Cup injustice to non-consentsual arse eating.........you get it all at OnlineGooner :wink:

Chuck that in an advert in the next copy of the Gooner and members on here will hit an all time high!!!
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

I can just see the reviews:

' The Gooner - just when you thought they'd hit rock bottom!!' :lol:

Or

'The Gooner - even more shit in it than usual!!' :lol: :lol: :wink:
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ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Not quite so sure ds. Remember that Tyson had a reputation for hitting women....... Oh....guess you were right first time!! :oops: :wink: :lol: Goose is in big trouble!!:lol: :lol: :wink:
He's new, maybe I should forgive him, oh what the hell why should I? pay per view onlinegooners first boxing match :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unfortunately I had to hang up my gloves when I found out my jaw was made out of the same material as Franny Jeffers ankles :box::wailer:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds to me like a forfeit!!! "Therefore the winner and still undefeated champion of The Online Gooner is...............ds!!!!" :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by seamoisalegend »

A whole thread of flirting with young Kaf and this is the first I know o fit? My stalking is slipping. :(
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