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I Hate Hleb wrote:That's okay, my one's made of quorn and is veggie-friendly!!

Dont tell No.5! He seems to have some kind of fetish about having corn on the knob!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!!

Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone

Don't worry ds, I was planning to!!

can i go 2nd?

mrgnu1958 wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!!

Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone

Don't worry ds, I was planning to!!

can i go 2nd?

mrgnu1958 wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!!

Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone

Don't worry ds, I was planning to!!

can i go 2nd?

I think that's what's known as "ploppy seconds!"

BT wrote:

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

CYGooner wrote:

ds wrote:
lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****

I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!!

Exactly!! Then they wonder why we moan that the reason we don't understand them is because they send out mixed signals!!

I dont eat meat, haven't done so since I was 21

Wow, ds lined that one up on a plate for you and thats the best Hlebby comes up with?

No need to stick the knife in BT!! (you were starting a new series of puns, weren't you?)

A big shout out to Chris De Burgh for helping me out with this one

"Mr **** and I Hate Hleb
are eating DS, cheek to cheek"

"There's nobody queer, it's just poo and wee"

ds wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!!

Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone

Don't worry ds, I was planning to!!

can i go 2nd?

My thoughts exactly ds!!

ds wants me ya know.............

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

ds wrote: Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone

Don't worry ds, I was planning to!!

can i go 2nd?

My thoughts exactly ds!!

Oi!!!!!! stop amending my post Mod!!!!!!! Mind you, its a fair point

Number 5 wrote:A big shout out to Chris De Burgh for helping me out with this one

"Mr **** and I Hate Hleb
are eating DS, cheek to cheek"

"There's nobody queer, it's just poo and wee"

Not if I have something to say about it they're not

From World Cup injustice to non-consentsual arse eating.........you get it all at OnlineGooner

Chuck that in an advert in the next copy of the Gooner and members on here will hit an all time high!!!

I can just see the reviews:

' The Gooner - just when you thought they'd hit rock bottom!!'

Or

'The Gooner - even more shit in it than usual!!'

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Not quite so sure ds. Remember that Tyson had a reputation for hitting women....... Oh....guess you were right first time!! Goose is in big trouble!!:lol:

He's new, maybe I should forgive him, oh what the hell why should I? pay per view onlinegooners first boxing match

Unfortunately I had to hang up my gloves when I found out my jaw was made out of the same material as Franny Jeffers ankles :wailer:

Sounds to me like a forfeit!!! "Therefore the winner and still undefeated champion of The Online Gooner is...............ds!!!!"

A whole thread of flirting with young Kaf and this is the first I know o fit? My stalking is slipping.