JUST HAD A THOUGHT: AROUND A MONTH AGO GUS 'CLAIMS' THAT HE IS GETTING MARRIED AND GOES ON HIS 'HONEYMOON' TO SPAIN FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
STRANGELY, AT AROUND THE SAME TIME DB10 GOES MISSING AND THEN GUS RETURNS TO THE FORUM WITH A NEWLY ACQUIRED
'APPENDAGE', NAMELY MRS GUS (DORIS)!!
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT GUS KIDNAPPED DB10GOONER, TRANSPORTED HIM OVER TO SPAIN AND FORCED OUR LOVEABLE IRISH CHUM (OKAY REBEL, OUR
OTHER LOVEABLE IRISH CHUM) INTO HAVING A SEX-CHANGE IN ORDER TO MARRY HIM!!
AFTER MAKING DB10GOONER PROMISE NOT TO POST ANYMORE FOR FEAR OF THE CONSEQUENCES, THEY RETURN TO THE COUNTRY AND ALL IS QUIET. HOWEVER, DB10GOONER CAN'T RESIST THE PRIMAL URGE TO GET HIS VIEWS ACROSS SO DECIDES, IF GUS REALLY WANTS HIM TO BE HIS LIFE PARTNER, HE WOULD GO THE WHOLE HOG AND TAKE OVER THE PERSONA OF MRS GUS (DORIS). THUS HE WOULD BE ABLE TO SATISFY BOTH HIS OWN AND GUS's NEEDS!
OF COURSE, DB10GOONER IS STILL 'MISSING' BUT TO COMPENSATE,
WE NOW HAVE A 'NEW' MEMBER (ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR DB10GOONER AFTER THE ... AHEM ... OPERATION!!

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ANYWAY, JUST A THEORY, THAT'S ALL. lol:
