Where's **** gone???

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digger
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Post by digger »

1989 wrote:You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all! 8)

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it. :-P
Maybe it's because most of my conquests have been from Essex, but I've never known one with a fanny 2" or less deep.




























You can get up to your elbow in most girls around here ;)

















Except my wife.























The fucking shoulder ;)

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Post by Only One Tony Adams »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Though none of us can understand it,
When everything he does is wrong,
He posts 'Where Am I?' threads aplenty,
Nude photo's worse than rubbish porn,

I guess we'll never know
The reason why
you act the way you do
That's the won-der ......
of Mis-ter ****.


:lol: :lol: :wink:


Back of the net.............. :happydance:

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Post by Only One Tony Adams »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Though none of us can understand it,
When everything he does is wrong,
He posts 'Where Am I?' threads aplenty,
Nude photo's worse than rubbish porn,

I guess we'll never know
The reason why
you act the way you do
That's the won-der ......
of Mis-ter ****.


:lol: :lol: :wink:


Back of the net.............. :happydance:

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Post by olgitgooner »

Some really funny stuff on this thread. :lol:



And top marks to Hlebby for being so magnanimous (I think that's a real word? I'll check it out later :D ).

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Post by QuartzGooner »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Are you saying that, like the pitch, I'm over-the-hill? :shock: :shock: :? :? :cry: :lol: :lol: :wink:
You reached your peak last week :)

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1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:

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cusamano wrote:
1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D

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Post by QuartzGooner »

**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html

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QuartzGooner wrote:**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html
Not just the name of the school. There are some amusing teachers names in there. :D

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Post by QuartzGooner »

olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html
Not just the name of the school. There are some amusing teachers names in there. :D
Mrs. A. Beer (Up for a pint)

Mr. M. Knock (Kids must make so many jokes)

Mrs. V. Waghorn (Married to a randy footballer?)

Mrs. J. Whorlow (Wonder how much she charges?)

Mr. P. Baybutt (Offshoot of Baywatch?)

The little brats must make this lot's life hell!

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olgitgooner wrote:
cusamano wrote:
1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D
I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches :proudtosay:

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Post by DB10GOONER »

cusamano wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
cusamano wrote:
1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D
I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches :proudtosay:
Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished. 8)

:-P :wink:

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Post by Nick Bendtners Ego »

DB10GOONER wrote:
cusamano wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
cusamano wrote:
1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D
I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches :proudtosay:
Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished. 8)

:-P :wink:
Yes but DB10 Buddy , that begs the question , who does be holding you
by the Ankles ? :wink: :D

(Sorry Mate , bit of a short Arse me self but ............ all is fair in
*word censored* Pot holing and slagging )

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Nick Bendtners Ego wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
cusamano wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
cusamano wrote: :coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D
I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches :proudtosay:
Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished. 8)

:-P :wink:
Yes but DB10 Buddy , that begs the question , who does be holding you
by the Ankles ? :wink: :D

(Sorry Mate , bit of a short Arse me self but ............ all is fair in
c**t Pot holing and slagging )
:lol: :lol:

Don't apologise! that's quality, mate! :barscarf:

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Post by MegaGooner »

DB10GOONER wrote:
cusamano wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
cusamano wrote:
1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard
:coffeespit:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked :?: :wink:
This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss. :D
I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches :proudtosay:
Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished. 8)

:-P :wink:
Does that qualify you as a prized cunt :?: :? :lol: :wink:

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