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1989 wrote:You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard; so ****'s weiner can actually be useful after all!

Besides, it's not the size of the bat, it's how good you can swing it.

Maybe it's because most of my conquests have been from Essex, but I've never known one with a fanny 2" or less deep.




























You can get up to your elbow in most girls around here

















Except my wife.























The fucking shoulder

I Hate Hleb wrote:Though none of us can understand it,
When everything he does is wrong,
He posts 'Where Am I?' threads aplenty,
Nude photo's worse than rubbish porn,

I guess we'll never know
The reason why
you act the way you do
That's the won-der ......
of Mis-ter ****.

Back of the net..............

I Hate Hleb wrote:Though none of us can understand it,
When everything he does is wrong,
He posts 'Where Am I?' threads aplenty,
Nude photo's worse than rubbish porn,

I guess we'll never know
The reason why
you act the way you do
That's the won-der ......
of Mis-ter ****.

Back of the net..............

Some really funny stuff on this thread.



And top marks to Hlebby for being so magnanimous (I think that's a real word? I'll check it out later ).

I Hate Hleb wrote:Are you saying that, like the pitch, I'm over-the-hill?

You reached your peak last week

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

cusamano wrote:

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html

QuartzGooner wrote:**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html

Not just the name of the school. There are some amusing teachers names in there.

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:**** could not make it up, the irony of it!


http://www.whitstable-endowed.kent.sch. ... ectus.html

Not just the name of the school. There are some amusing teachers names in there.

Mrs. A. Beer (Up for a pint)

Mr. M. Knock (Kids must make so many jokes)

Mrs. V. Waghorn (Married to a randy footballer?)

Mrs. J. Whorlow (Wonder how much she charges?)

Mr. P. Baybutt (Offshoot of Baywatch?)

The little brats must make this lot's life hell!

olgitgooner wrote:

cusamano wrote:

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches

cusamano wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

cusamano wrote:

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches

Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished.

DB10GOONER wrote:

cusamano wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

cusamano wrote:

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches

Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished.

Yes but DB10 Buddy , that begs the question , who does be holding you
by the Ankles ?

(Sorry Mate , bit of a short Arse me self but ............ all is fair in
*word censored* Pot holing and slagging )

Nick Bendtners Ego wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

cusamano wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

cusamano wrote:
who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches

Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished.

Yes but DB10 Buddy , that begs the question , who does be holding you
by the Ankles ?

(Sorry Mate , bit of a short Arse me self but ............ all is fair in
c**t Pot holing and slagging )

Don't apologise! that's quality, mate!

DB10GOONER wrote:

cusamano wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

cusamano wrote:

1989 wrote: You laugh, but the average woman's vagina is about 2 inches deep, anymore than that will cause them pain as their cervix will be pushed hard

who told you that?
your new girlfriend for consolation when she saw you naked

This man is a doctor, and knows what he's talking about. So don't argue the toss.

I am a doctor as well and according to german textbooks and my own long lasting research the vagina is about 8 to 15 cm deep which is about 3 to 6 inches

Due to my lifelong work as a cuntologist I concur with my German colleague. Although they are usually more arond the 10 inch mark when I'm finished.

Does that qualify you as a prized cunt