have some fucking respect, its your fucking club scarf, dont ever fucking ever hold it up the fucking wrong way round. Also, on a similar theme, captains who have their armband so that the "C" is upsidedown- you're meant to be the fucking captain of the club, show some fucking pride and get the fucking "C" facing the right fucking way you waste of space, I would honestly strip the captaincy off any player who was so slovenly that he put his captain's armband on the wrong wayI also hate fans who look at you like you're a murderer when you stand up and chant, the price and quality of "lager" in the grounds (my lass has pissed in me mouth before and that tastes more like fucking Fosters than the shit line cleaner they force feed people at the SoL). I hate those stupid little flags, I hate bastards who sit and moan about the team the whole fucking game, I hate PA announcers and I hate the fact they play fucking music pre and post match, I hate sitting, I hate stewards, I hate police, I hate arsehole daytrippers who blatantly dont have a fucking clue about football and are too busy taking photos (dont get many of them at sunderland thankfully, its one of the advantages of being shite and from a bit of a shithole), I hate the "catering" which tastes almost as shit as the lager, I hate the scrolling advertising boards and the "flashy" scoreboards. To be honest, I'd be much quicker doing a list of things about the matchday experience that i dont hate- pretty much getting to see the team, getting fucking pissed before and after, and travelling with me mates for a good sing
