Anyone got any good songs or chants for the new season

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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:We could always revive this classic:

We're so shit it's unbelievable!!

:oops: :oops:
"We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!
We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!"
School-boy error there Boomer. You have one too many syllables in the 'unbelievable' thus not scanning right. :oops: :oops: :roll: :lol:

Although on the plus side you did manage to spell all the words correctly - which must be a first for you. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Boomer »

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:We could always revive this classic:

We're so shit it's unbelievable!!

:oops: :oops:
"We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!
We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!"
School-boy error there Boomer. You have one too many syllables in the 'unbelievable' thus not scanning right. :oops: :oops: :roll: :lol:

Although on the plus side you did manage to spell all the words correctly - which must be a first for you. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I delibrately wrote it so it wouldn't fit! :roll:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:We could always revive this classic:

We're so shit it's unbelievable!!

:oops: :oops:
"We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!
We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!"
School-boy error there Boomer. You have one too many syllables in the 'unbelievable' thus not scanning right. :oops: :oops: :roll: :lol:

Although on the plus side you did manage to spell all the words correctly - which must be a first for you. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I delibrately wrote it so it wouldn't fit! :roll:
Oh..... I get it now. You are one of those 'surrealist artists' like Tracey Emin or Morrissey. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by brazilianGOONER »

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:We could always revive this classic:

We're so shit it's unbelievable!!

:oops: :oops:
"We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!
We were Invincible, now just unbelievable!"
School-boy error there Boomer. You have one too many syllables in the 'unbelievable' thus not scanning right. :oops: :oops: :roll: :lol:

Although on the plus side you did manage to spell all the words correctly - which must be a first for you. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I delibrately wrote it so it wouldn't fit! :roll:
Oh..... I get it now. You are one of those 'surrealist artists' like Tracey Emin or Morrissey. 8) :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by SCREAM AIM FIRE »

SouthCoastArsenal wrote:Our captain has gone,
And Nasri has gonnnne,
But we've got new signings,
That came from League One

QUALITY :cheers:

Big club, we used to be a big club

We make more profit than you, we make more profit than you

That should be sung this weekend!!!

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We are staying up say we are staying up

Champions league we're having a laugh

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Post by Percy Dalton »

Arsene Wenger is magic

He wears a magic hat

And when he saw the FA Cup he said...................



"I believe we lost due to special crcumstances"

:lol:

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Post by Boomer »

Percy Dalton wrote:Arsene Wenger is magic

He wears a magic hat

And when he saw the FA Cup he said...................



"I believe we lost due to special crcumstances"

:lol:
Apparently "that doesn't scan" :roll:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

To Peter Hill Wood...

Posh Paris Hilton,
You're just a posh Paris Hilton,
Posh Paris Hilton,
You're just a posh Paris Hilton.

:lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Rad »

A new song (tongue in cheek number) for our 'tough tackling' German -

To the Kasabian song Velociraptor

Mertesacker - he's gonna find ya, he's gonna kill ya, he's gonna eat ya,

Repeat

(not literally repeat after he's eaten ya!)
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Post by _James_ »

How about, we're so average now. Like we used to We've got Cesc Fabregas.

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Post by GoonerN5 »

Who's that standing on the touchline,
Who's that *word censored* without a clue,
Arsene Wenger is his name,
and he's fucking gone insane
and the *word censored* too tight to spend a bob or two

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Post by Macca »

Wenger, Wenger
You're a C**t, you're a C**t.
And you'll always be a C**t, you'll always be a C**t.

Repeat
(but not in front of children)

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Post by frankbutcher »

Penny Lane - The Beatles

Totteridge Lane there is a Manager showing photographs
Of every lead he's had the pleasure to have blown
And all the players that come and go
Stop and say hello

On the corner is a Manager with a pile of crap
The little children laugh at him behind his back
And the Manager always plays Chamakh
In the pouring rain...
Very strange

Totteridge Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back

In Totteridge Lane there is a Frenchman with a French rapper
And in his pocket is a portrait of Henry.
She likes to keep his engine clean
It's a clean machine

Trumpet Solo

Totteridge Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Fourth, no cup and season ticket rise
In summer, meanwhile back in

Totteridge Lane the wanker shafts another customer
We see the wanker sitting waiting for a pay rise
Then the Coneman rushes in
From the pouring rain...
Very strange

Totteridge Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
Totteridge Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies...
Totteridge Lane.

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