Chamakh

1989 · Post by **1989** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:16 pm

I think it's the song. Since we made that 'not far from Iraq' song for him, he's been shite. Perhaps the revelation that Iraq is pretty close to Morocco shocked him a bit? Thus making him forget how to play football.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:19 pm

1989 wrote:I think it's the song. Since we made that 'not far from Iraq' song for him, he's been shite. Perhaps the revelation that Iraq is pretty close to Morocco shocked him a bit? Thus making him forget how to play football.

Perhaps we can now rhyme attack with cack??

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:27 pm

Chamakh is fucking useless,yet Wenger is probably still telling him that he is World class!!!

1989 · Post by **1989** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:42 pm

franksav63 wrote:
1989 wrote:I think it's the song. Since we made that 'not far from Iraq' song for him, he's been shite. Perhaps the revelation that Iraq is pretty close to Morocco shocked him a bit? Thus making him forget how to play football.
Perhaps we can now rhyme attack with cack??

We thought he's good, but really he's just cack
He can't play upfront, he can't attack
That's our mate, Marouane Chamakh

highburyJD · Post by **highburyJD** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:29 pm

I blame the Iraq chant
our geographical ignorance shattered his confidence

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:40 pm

judge him next may

LeoGooner · Post by **LeoGooner** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:20 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
Demun210 wrote:I think Chamakh has been fasting, which surely must have a negative affect on fitness/performance.
One of the Muslim members will have to clarify, but from what I have been told, Muslims do not have to fast during Ramadan if there is a reason not to (i.e. professional sportsman) and they can make up the fasts at a later date?

Even if he is fasting now during the days, it would not explain his marked downturn in performance since New Year's.

Muslims fast in the day. eat what they want after the sun is down. exceptions only for illness and the like. this is nothing to do with it, lots of athletes all over the world manage to fast and do their job.

Revgoon89 · Post by **Revgoon89** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:25 pm

Considering the only thing he has probably scored for months was a bunch of trannies, maybe he thinks nothing else can compare anymore.

he has learned to play a different ball game.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:28 pm

Revgoon89 wrote:Considering the only thing he has probably scored for months was a bunch of trannies, maybe he thinks nothing else can compare anymore. he has learned to play a different ball game.

Playing as the target man in the middle of a front three

Revgoon89 · Post by **Revgoon89** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:33 pm

SWLGooner wrote:
Revgoon89 wrote:Considering the only thing he has probably scored for months was a bunch of trannies, maybe he thinks nothing else can compare anymore. he has learned to play a different ball game.

Playing as the target man in the middle of a front three

You'd think if he could get his balls in an a**hole or a c**t getting them into the back of the net would be easy.

Yeah, I'm gonna milk this joke as long as possible.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:12 am

I have to say the ramadan excuse is the most ridiculous I have ever heard. A fucking professional athlete leaving himself unable to compete by fasting due to his religious beliefs.
What a load of bollocks, if this is true then it is totally unacceptable, and I hope he is refraining from taking his gucking wages during his period of fasting.

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:27 am

goonersid wrote:I have to say the ramadan excuse is the most ridiculous I have ever heard. A fucking professional athlete leaving himself unable to compete by fasting due to his religious beliefs.
What a load of bollocks, if this is true then it is totally unacceptable, and I hope he is refraining from taking his gucking wages during his period of fasting.

Is gucking a North African term?

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:36 am

flash gunner wrote:
goonersid wrote:I have to say the ramadan excuse is the most ridiculous I have ever heard. A fucking professional athlete leaving himself unable to compete by fasting due to his religious beliefs.
What a load of bollocks, if this is true then it is totally unacceptable, and I hope he is refraining from taking his gucking wages during his period of fasting.
Is gucking a North African term?

I missed breakfast this morning, so not performing to my usual level.

Jumpers For Goalposts · Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:43 am

goonersid wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
goonersid wrote:I have to say the ramadan excuse is the most ridiculous I have ever heard. A fucking professional athlete leaving himself unable to compete by fasting due to his religious beliefs.
What a load of bollocks, if this is true then it is totally unacceptable, and I hope he is refraining from taking his gucking wages during his period of fasting.
Is gucking a North African term?
I missed breakfast this morning, so not performing to my usual level.

You mean you forgot to break your fast Sid??

All joking apart though, I can't believe that a professional athlete would do this or that he would even be bound by such a constriction. Surely even the most hard-line religious person would accept that he has a special case.