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Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
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Steviegooner wrote:Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
I like Emily Bishop
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Steviegooner wrote:Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
I like Bashing the Bishop
That's all you'll be doing by 1st February 2012. :wink:
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frankbutcher wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Steviegooner wrote:Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
I like Bashing the Bishop
That's all you'll be doing by 1st February 2012. :wink:
Nah my missus loves me
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Steviegooner wrote:Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
I like Bashing the Bishop
That's all you'll be doing by 1st February 2012. :wink:
Nah my missus loves me
Including gotze? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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frankbutcher wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Steviegooner wrote:Honestly think Henry and maybe bridge will be what we get and sammy I will upgrade the chances from shitting in the queens handbag to having more chance of shagging the queen mother in a threesome with Emily bishop of off coronation street than of us signing gotze
I like Bashing the Bishop
That's all you'll be doing by 1st February 2012. :wink:
Nah my missus loves me
Including gotze? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
She will when signs next month
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Sammy if we sign gotze I'll hire Emily bishop for a day with you that I'll promise mate...
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Steviegooner wrote:Sammy if we sign gotze I'll hire Emily bishop for a day with you that I'll promise mate...
And with all her teeth?
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I Know its been said before .....but the only signing i'd like to see is Le Prof on the dole or working for french tv :banghead:
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If he signs by the 3rd of January she will give you anal lol
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Steviegooner wrote:If he signs by the 3rd of January she will give you anal lol
I will hold out till January 31st
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Steviegooner wrote:If he signs by the 3rd of January she will give you anal lol
If he signs in january ill give him anal :mooner: :lol:
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Ok ok ok


Let's get back on track

I think we will sign Edgar Davids
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Surely we can off load all the shyte or at least do some kind of swap - so we get rid of:

fat lazy russian
flappy
manuel
diaby
the squid

and get a decent back-up striker in return....


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OneBardGooner wrote:Surely we can off load all the shyte or at least do some kind of swap - so we get rid of:

fat lazy russian
flappy
manuel
diaby
the squid

and get a decent back-up striker in return....


:suicide:

Fuck it i forgot almunia and flappy will the madness never end :banghead:
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