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Top Londoner wrote:I have to pop out for a while. The cat has suffered a punctured lung, somehow.

Nothing to do with your new morning glory libido I hope......?
Well it is a pussy an all......

bet you are gasping for a cig right now

Has anyone else heard of the 'give us fags and chew more E's' theory?

Nope. Thought not, I WANTA FAG

Top Londoner wrote:Has anyone else heard of the 'give us fags and chew more E's' theory?

Nope. Thought not, I WANTA FAG

If you wernt trying to give them up you could have 1

mcdowell42 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:Has anyone else heard of the 'give us fags and chew more E's' theory?

Nope. Thought not, I WANTA FAG

If you wernt trying to give them up you could have 1

Oh, oh trust me PAL.

The next time that you have a fucking useless transfer wanking off thread that is pre menstrual.......... just don't rely on me wanking over it on your behalf.



50P fo a fag mate?????

You should try wanking more it will keep your hands occupied

mcdowell42 wrote:You should try wanking more it will keep your hands occupied

Okay, will do. Just waiting for your next USELESS transfer thread.

I FORGOT THE FUCKING SMILEY

armchair supporter wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:I have to pop out for a while. The cat has suffered a punctured lung, somehow.

Nothing to do with your new morning glory libido I hope......?
Well it is a pussy an all......

You're not all there fella. Heh.

Close, but no cigar

Top Londoner wrote:I FORGOT THE FUCKING SMILEY

Is forgetfulness a side effect of giving up cigs

mcdowell42 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:I FORGOT THE FUCKING SMILEY

Is forgetfulness a side effect of giving up cigs

smoko time out

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Perryashburtongroves wrote: it was a fucking pain in the arse, it gets easier every day that you don't have a fag.

No one? Really?

This place has changed...

Its gaylord and weirdo central here recently ive given up trying

Too fucking right, there's always someone trying to gay someone else up round here. In the old days on here at least they had the good manners to do all their gaying in the basement section but now it seems to have spread all over the bloody forum. You can't have a decent thread without someone trying to bum off or groom another forum member. Bloody disgrace the lot of ya.

Perryashburtongroves.

Do pubes stay a shitty henna colour or just grey and die?

Top Londoner wrote:Perryashburtongroves.

Do pubes stay a shitty henna colour or just grey and die?

Your knob might fall off.

Perryashburtongroves wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:Perryashburtongroves.

Do pubes stay a shitty henna colour or just grey and die?

Your knob might fall off.

Uh-oh, not mine. I gave up the smokes gon't you know?