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arseofacrow wrote:

g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!

This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!

how did you imagine it was going to go mate?

I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread

g88ner wrote:

arseofacrow wrote:

g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!

This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!

how did you imagine it was going to go mate?

I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread

That is the funniest post on here in the last year!

g88ner wrote:

arseofacrow wrote:

g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!

This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!

how did you imagine it was going to go mate?

I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread

She must have been easy to satisfy if a fucking sewing machine gets her excited

Jaysus. This thread just keeps on giving!

What's the latest g88ner?

flash gunner wrote:What's the latest g88ner?

A stich in time saves nine.

Where's the fucking punch line FFS?

Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!

And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...

If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!

g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!

And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...

If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!

Well. That is wonderful news g88ner. I'm almost weeping with relief.
You're gonna make an appearnce on the **** thread son.

btw. Can you fit yer size twelve slingbacks on said shoerack?

Did they deliver your testicles with the sewing machine or are they still lost in the post?

g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!

And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...

If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!

You know that feeling of disappointment and impending emptiness you get when a really good TV series ends? Well, this is nothing like that.

P.S. I actually need a shoe rack mate.

g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!

And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...

If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!

So she has a nice rack

This story better end with "So I knocked the arse off her one last time... just for old time's sake".

Im sure g88ner is hoping this thread and the memories of it will disappear into the depths of the basement.......























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