Chavs season re-launch

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Nos89 wrote:
armchair wrote:Keown and Henry. Great players. Legends.
But they can go fuck themselves right now. We need them to stand up now and tell it like it is but they are cowardly bastards.
Let me think why they are loyal to wenger

:hmmthink: :hmmthink: :hmmthink:

They work at the club and with the club as Wenger as a mentor to get their coaching badges...
This is true. They are loyal to Wenger but not Arsenal unfortunately I believe.
Wenger played them, paid them, won trophies with them. They became legends under Wenger. Maybe they do "owe" him their deafening silence on his abject failures. Maybe.

Doesnt make it the right thing to do though, especially as they are cheating all those SKY Sports subscribers who pay them by forking out a princely sum to listen to those two cowards excuse, apologise, ignore, deflect and defend his craziness. They are every bit as guilty as those in the media who dont "call out" Wenger. Or those supporters who either blindly defend him or who's apathy contributes to his reign.
Not to mention supporters like me. They are lying to us too. Right in our faces. Must think we're fukin idiots.

EDIT:- Apologies for going OT and turning this into a Wenger thread. :oops:

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BetSteveO's bet of the day

2/1 - Time of first chorus of "Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay" from the Chavsters, 61-70 mins

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SteveO 35 wrote:BetSteveO's bet of the day

2/1 - Time of first chorus of "Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay" from the Chavsters, 61-70 mins
Can I get the odds on what minute the AKB'S go into hiding?

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BFG4 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:BetSteveO's bet of the day

2/1 - Time of first chorus of "Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay" from the Chavsters, 61-70 mins
Can I get the odds on what minute the AKB'S go into hiding?
Strangely enough it will be round about the same time as above and the odds are short I'm afraid.....1/5

However, the clever money is on them reappearing after the Olympiakos home match !

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SteveO 35 wrote:BetSteveO's bet of the day

2/1 - Time of first chorus of "Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay" from the Chavsters, 61-70 mins
I reckon it will be more like 6-7 minutes when we're already 2 down owing to, no doubt, 'exceptional circumstances' or 'an accident' or 'being a little bit afraid'.

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Despite our woeful record on 12.45 Kick Offs

Despite how shit we were on Wednesday

Despite all logic telling me that we will get our usual bumholing at Chav central

Despite the fact that my son has said he is not coming over to watch this one (quite rare) due to the aforementioned reasons

For some inexplicable reason I have a feeling that we might actually be ok today

Maybe I am coming down with something

Oh well

Come on you Reds :barscarf:

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:BetSteveO's bet of the day

2/1 - Time of first chorus of "Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay" from the Chavsters, 61-70 mins
I reckon it will be more like 6-7 minutes when we're already 2 down owing to, no doubt, 'exceptional circumstances' or 'an accident' or 'being a little bit afraid'.
I think it will be later on. They are still a bit nervous and I know a lot of their fans who have been saying to me that they think we'll win this time (for some bizarre reason).....so their fans will still be nervous in the first half. The second goal will come mid-way through the second half straight after we've spent 20 mins camped in their half still trying to create a chance worthy of the name. Only then will their fans relax watching Olivier lumbering around up front and getting his knickers in a twist over those Chav bully boys, they'll know the game is up and their favourite song will blast out around the pikeyhole Bridge

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What price that TO1AW plays straight into their hands by playing Le Lampost up front on his own today and sticks Ramsey back out wide.

The Chavs defence has been exposed for a total lack of pace time and time again this season, and Walnutt has given Captain Chav the run around a few times before. Ivanovic is a dead man walking at the moment too......perfect you'd think to put our only two pacey players out there against them in Wally and The Ox.

Instead it will be the same 11 who have bored the shite out of everyone and managed to muster up 3 goals between from 5 games. Hopefully Own Goals can recapture his early season form too at just the right time

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SteveO 35 wrote:What price that TO1AW plays straight into their hands by playing Le Lampost up front on his own today and sticks Ramsey back out wide.

The Chavs defence has been exposed for a total lack of pace time and time again this season, and Walnutt has given Captain Chav the run around a few times before. Ivanovic is a dead man walking at the moment too......perfect you'd think to put our only two pacey players out there against them in Wally and The Ox.

Instead it will be the same 11 who have bored the shite out of everyone and managed to muster up 3 goals between from 5 games. Hopefully Own Goals can recapture his early season form too at just the right time
Good points.After Wednesday and the bollox transfer window, he will try to avoid defeat rather than win because he knows if we get thrashed, he'll have questions to answer. He'll play Giroud up front on his own, leave Wally Walcott on the bench, play Ozil in a defensive role and put Sanchez on the wing. We won't threaten, won't put any pressure on the Chavs and they will take full advantage by knocking two or three in before we get anywhere near their goal. Although, I fully expect us to do the usual and miss an easy chance in the first few minutes. As a massive ego- maniac, Wanker will try to avoid a thrashing rather than do anything proactive. He will then mumble some utter nonsense about fatigue and mental strength whilst Gary Neville laughs at him and the AKBa talk about an unfair fixture list and how it's all someone else's fault. On the subject of Own Goal, he can't be far off getting a five year deal on £150,000 a week,

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:What price that TO1AW plays straight into their hands by playing Le Lampost up front on his own today and sticks Ramsey back out wide.

The Chavs defence has been exposed for a total lack of pace time and time again this season, and Walnutt has given Captain Chav the run around a few times before. Ivanovic is a dead man walking at the moment too......perfect you'd think to put our only two pacey players out there against them in Wally and The Ox.

Instead it will be the same 11 who have bored the shite out of everyone and managed to muster up 3 goals between from 5 games. Hopefully Own Goals can recapture his early season form too at just the right time
Good points.After Wednesday and the bollox transfer window, he will try to avoid defeat rather than win because he knows if we get thrashed, he'll have questions to answer. He'll play Giroud up front on his own, leave Wally Walcott on the bench, play Ozil in a defensive role and put Sanchez on the wing. We won't threaten, won't put any pressure on the Chavs and they will take full advantage by knocking two or three in before we get anywhere near their goal. Although, I fully expect us to do the usual and miss an easy chance in the first few minutes. As a massive ego- maniac, Wanker will try to avoid a thrashing rather than do anything proactive. He will then mumble some utter nonsense about fatigue and mental strength whilst Gary Neville laughs at him and the AKBa talk about an unfair fixture list and how it's all someone else's fault. On the subject of Own Goal, he can't be far off getting a five year deal on £150,000 a week,
Pretty much as I see it. I predict we'll go from the 10th minute to the 75th without having a shot on target

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Chelsea think they are it because they beat a bunch of amateurs at home, well they'll have a bigger fight on their hands today :box: :box: They'll be complacent and we'll be mad, fighting mad :tickedoff: It's about time we beat Moaning Maureen in the league and what better place to do it than at the bridge.

C'mon Arsenal :barscarf: :barscarf: :banner: :banner: :banner: :banner: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:What price that TO1AW plays straight into their hands by playing Le Lampost up front on his own today and sticks Ramsey back out wide.

The Chavs defence has been exposed for a total lack of pace time and time again this season, and Walnutt has given Captain Chav the run around a few times before. Ivanovic is a dead man walking at the moment too......perfect you'd think to put our only two pacey players out there against them in Wally and The Ox.

Instead it will be the same 11 who have bored the shite out of everyone and managed to muster up 3 goals between from 5 games. Hopefully Own Goals can recapture his early season form too at just the right time
Good points.After Wednesday and the bollox transfer window, he will try to avoid defeat rather than win because he knows if we get thrashed, he'll have questions to answer. He'll play Giroud up front on his own, leave Wally Walcott on the bench, play Ozil in a defensive role and put Sanchez on the wing. We won't threaten, won't put any pressure on the Chavs and they will take full advantage by knocking two or three in before we get anywhere near their goal. Although, I fully expect us to do the usual and miss an easy chance in the first few minutes. As a massive ego- maniac, Wanker will try to avoid a thrashing rather than do anything proactive. He will then mumble some utter nonsense about fatigue and mental strength whilst Gary Neville laughs at him and the AKBa talk about an unfair fixture list and how it's all someone else's fault. On the subject of Own Goal, he can't be far off getting a five year deal on £150,000 a week,
I'd be amazed if Theo isn't up front. Ramsey will definitely be on the right.

I'm expecting the same XI that beat Stoke: Cech, Bellerin, Kos, Gabriel, Monreal, Coq, Santi, Ramsey, Ozil, Sanchez and Theo.

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It's impossible to judge if Walcott will start or not, as Wenger rarely starts players based on previous performances(Ramsey) and his non sensical comments in defence of Giroud in mid-week show that he is still in love with his pet project. It has reached the stage with Giroud that he is a liability, and you could see on Wednesday how much his shitness was pissing the likes of Ozil off.

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g88ner wrote:
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:What price that TO1AW plays straight into their hands by playing Le Lampost up front on his own today and sticks Ramsey back out wide.

The Chavs defence has been exposed for a total lack of pace time and time again this season, and Walnutt has given Captain Chav the run around a few times before. Ivanovic is a dead man walking at the moment too......perfect you'd think to put our only two pacey players out there against them in Wally and The Ox.

Instead it will be the same 11 who have bored the shite out of everyone and managed to muster up 3 goals between from 5 games. Hopefully Own Goals can recapture his early season form too at just the right time
Good points.After Wednesday and the bollox transfer window, he will try to avoid defeat rather than win because he knows if we get thrashed, he'll have questions to answer. He'll play Giroud up front on his own, leave Wally Walcott on the bench, play Ozil in a defensive role and put Sanchez on the wing. We won't threaten, won't put any pressure on the Chavs and they will take full advantage by knocking two or three in before we get anywhere near their goal. Although, I fully expect us to do the usual and miss an easy chance in the first few minutes. As a massive ego- maniac, Wanker will try to avoid a thrashing rather than do anything proactive. He will then mumble some utter nonsense about fatigue and mental strength whilst Gary Neville laughs at him and the AKBa talk about an unfair fixture list and how it's all someone else's fault. On the subject of Own Goal, he can't be far off getting a five year deal on £150,000 a week,
I'd be amazed if Theo isn't up front. Ramsey will definitely be on the right.

I'm expecting the same XI that beat Stoke: Cech, Bellerin, Kos, Gabriel, Monreal, Coq, Santi, Ramsey, Ozil, Sanchez and Theo.
I hope to god you're right but I fear that the man who has worked in football for 30 years will play the man who has never scored against Chavski. as opposed to the man who has scored against them 5 times including a couple of times at their place. I'm not sayimg Wally is the real deal by any stretch, but he is more the type of player that those plodders fear rather than the only centre forward in the PL that makes Terry look like a greyhound. Playing Giroud in a lone striker role will be exactly what Maureen is hoping for and the game will be lost

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Watching BT sport on cricfree great stream with fibre broadband. Kevin Pietersen is on as the "die hard" Chelsea fan and it has been revealed he was a manure fan in the 90s. Says it all really!

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