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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

I will have to lock this thread down I'm afraid. "Science" has been cancelled by Donald "Orange Hemorrhoid Features" Trump and his conspiracy theory loving bitch, RFK Jr.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!

Did they (any of the blue suited ladies) actually pilot the ship or was it a bit of a glorified carnival ride, get strapped in, have a bit of a float about while people who actually know what they are doing work in the background?

xgtdec wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 1:48 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!

Did they (any of the blue suited ladies) actually pilot the ship or was it a bit of a glorified carnival ride, get strapped in, have a bit of a float about while people who actually know what they are doing work in the background?

To the best of my knowledge None Of Them "Piloted" The Craft....I think it would have been a case of if they had...It was all done by Remote (I think).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cgqv4dlz3y4o

Uh! Ohhhh!

Well that kinda Fucks Up all the Religions on Planet Earth and All Their Narrow Minded postulations that claim Earth is at the Heart of all Gods mighty deeds and that He Really Did. (Honest Guv!) make it in 6 days so that being an omnipotent creator of All Things could Take a Rest because he was sooooo Tired And that we (Humankind) are his sole reason for creating The Stars, Planets and the Universe and that we are the only conscious beings with a Soul and that there really is Heaven and Hell and All that Bollocks.

xgtdec wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 1:48 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!

Did they (any of the blue suited ladies) actually pilot the ship or was it a bit of a glorified carnival ride, get strapped in, have a bit of a float about while people who actually know what they are doing work in the background?

Nope, these entitled, tone-deaf (especially pertinent description in fucking Katy fucking Perry's case ) bitches trained on nothing more than how to open and close their seat belts. I shit you not.

This video explains it all very succinctly and some of the comments under it are absolute comedy gold:

https://youtu.be/eNJxALUUKhQ?si=xrKcKaEZQEA8QS97

And, hilariously, the rocket looked like a dildo!

WARNING: This is some really Scary Shit!


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/ce8gz5vl2z1o

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 19, 2025 12:32 am

xgtdec wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 1:48 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm

Oh! Well....

Anyway...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t


A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....


Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....

Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space

Uhhhmmm! Because she can't sing on Earth!?

That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."

... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!

Did they (any of the blue suited ladies) actually pilot the ship or was it a bit of a glorified carnival ride, get strapped in, have a bit of a float about while people who actually know what they are doing work in the background?

Nope, these entitled, tone-deaf (especially pertinent description in fucking Katy fucking Perry's case ) bitches trained on nothing more than how to open and close their seat belts. I shit you not.

This video explains it all very succinctly and some of the comments under it are absolute comedy gold:

https://youtu.be/eNJxALUUKhQ?si=xrKcKaEZQEA8QS97

Even Lefty would be proud of some of these!


"The average IQ of the planet went up while they were in space."


"The biggest catastrophe is that they came back"


"As a woman, this is extremely embarrassing."


"It should be illegal sending that much plastic into space."


"It's like splashing around in your local pool, coming out 11 minutes later and calling yourself a Navy SEAL."


"Ah, the traditional flared pants of a genuine flight suit"


Wowsa! That Is One Big Dildo... Apparently it was designed with both and Kerry Katona in mind...





Of course they adhered to the Traditional Flared Trousers look that Neil Armstrong made so famous when he went for a sashay on the Moon on July 20th 1969!




Also notice the little 2 step ladder in the background for those Brave Exhausted pioneers of space to exit the craft!


You really couldn't make this shit up.....

Now THIS is Really Cool! (to the Power of X




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHEhxPuMmQI


Brian Cox the Physicist talks about Quantum Physics for just over 20 Minutes and he makes it sound like/ seem
so everyday....

Well worth investing 22 Minutes of your time (maybe whilst you are on the tube or Train or Whatever)


So the next time you Toss or Spin a Coin to make a Decision or Guess or Estimate an Outcome, wherever your location may be
it is possible that the Complete and Whole "Intelligence" (My word there not his) of The Universe is playing a part in that particular moment. BUT if you were to toss / spin the same coin 10 minutes later in a slightly different location the Outcome of the Toss/ Spin is Likely to be different because of the 'State' of the Universe and the way it is Inter-acting with it's "Intelligence" upon that particular action of the Coin Spinner (which of course comes with a whole load of different Values, Circumstance and Variables) because the change in location, Time and the Situation & Condition of the Coin AND the Spinner.

Fucking Love It! Amazing.

For anyone who Might be interested:

This is Gob Smackingly Awesome (dude!)

More about Technology than Science per se - Though of course these days they tend to go ' hand in hand'.

Source BBC:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwywj0zgzwxo


If you scroll down to the first short Video the chap gives a very brief explanation on how they make 'Transistors'... Mind Boggling in terms of the 'size' and how they achieve it 'layer by layer by layer......etc"

Sounds a bit like my Ex-missus cooking!


https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/c2kq31pdlnwo

NOT Science by any stretch of the imagination... But Boy! Does it Work!


A 2 Minute Handy Tip on how to get rid of those Pesky Fruit Flies:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRTu-h_WjH4

Uh! Ohhhh!

The Triffids are here!

Or should that be McTriffids !?


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0mygn38r4o