THE WENGER THREAD

[officepest]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus.

I set up an account there back in '07 but soon discovered it's not safe to dissent so have long since lapsed. This place is pretty much the ploar opposite mate, welcome.

[DB10GOONER]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus.

The worst thing is the intolerance these clowns have for anyone who dares question their beloved Arsene and anything he has ever done. One had to be put in his place this morning.

For the record, I'm pretty happy with a lot of things we have done since the Villa game, but we have an unbalanced squad, and still lack the intensity to play at a furious tempo for 90 minutes. I also question the medical attention a lot of the players have and tactically Wenger is a nightmare, doing his best to blow games like the NLD by removing the threats to the oppositions back 4 and enable full backs to fly at us at will.

I'd have fired Wenger 4 years ago, but we have him and have to live with him. So let us hope he stops seeing 4th place as a prize and attacks first, because there is no team out there that is all that good.

Welcome on board (sic) mate. Tradition states that you now visit the Cannonballs section and start a tit thread. Thank you.

[MrT]

Learn to spell first of all, I expect you actually refer to him as Wenger and not Venger, at least have the courtesy to call the man by his proper name before you carry on with your diatribe. Better still if you have nothing positive to say about Arsenal or Mr Wenger then please do us all a favour and go and support or follow another team, i'm sure you would be so much happier.

Do one you sanctimonious little arsehole.

[OneBardGooner]

do you really think Monsieur Wanger gives two sh1ts for what some people on an internet forum think about him?

He doesn't?? That's almost five and a half thousand posts I've wasted then

Oh the humanity!

I've just racked up up 1000 recently and I may as well have farted into a kettle instead over and over again for all the good it's done

Tomorrow's Sun headline:

Wenger "I quit because of the abuse I get on Online Gooner".

Feck remind me never to accept a cup of rosie off you then mate!

[OneBardGooner]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus.

The worst thing is the intolerance these clowns have for anyone who dares question their beloved Arsene and anything he has ever done. One had to be put in his place this morning.

For the record, I'm pretty happy with a lot of things we have done since the Villa game, but we have an unbalanced squad, and still lack the intensity to play at a furious tempo for 90 minutes. I also question the medical attention a lot of the players have and tactically Wenger is a nightmare, doing his best to blow games like the NLD by removing the threats to the oppositions back 4 and enable full backs to fly at us at will.

I'd have fired Wenger 4 years ago, but we have him and have to live with him. So let us hope he stops seeing 4th place as a prize and attacks first, because there is no team out there that is all that good.

Welcome on board (sic) mate. Tradition states that you now visit the Cannonballs section and start a tit thread. Thank you.

Yes, and by 'tit' we don't necessarily mean

[OneBardGooner]

Learn to spell first of all, I expect you actually refer to him as Wenger and not Venger, at least have the courtesy to call the man by his proper name before you carry on with your diatribe. Better still if you have nothing positive to say about Arsenal or Mr Wenger then please do us all a favour and go and support or follow another team, i'm sure you would be so much happier.

You appear to take yourself quite seriously so i'm unsure if you'll fit in here. Besides which, do you really think Monsieur Wanger gives two shits for what some people on an internet forum think about him?

Does he?? Shit If I'd known that I'd have slagged him off by now!

Wenger yer wanker!

[northbank123]

Even if he'd have been stupid enough to sign one, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to enforce a clause like that for an unlimited period of time.

Im pretty sure these clauses are signed, I think Bales rumoured to have signed one. Sure its not enforcable for an unlimited time, but rumours of a transfer to Manure 2 years after moving to Barca sure upset me.

Tbf I think if you manage to get a clause in a deal giving you either 50% sell-on or a buy-back clause at a set fee you can't really expect any more than that.

[officepest]

Feck remind me never to accept a cup of rosie off you then mate!

Don't worry OBG, I have that most quaint English trait of deifying tea to such a ludicrous extent that all other nations on Earth scratch their collective heads and chirp "what the fuck is wrong with them, they got China hooked on opium so they could get access to fucking tea?"

Twinings all the way, and I should probably seek medical help now.

[I Hate Hleb]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus....

To be fair, if you insist on going on that website to read and exchange opinions on football then you deserve everything you get!!

[Chippy]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus....

To be fair, if you insist on going on that website to read and exchange opinions on football then you deserve everything you get!!

Phuncky, do you use that user name. I read the Grauniad but don't go below the line very often. Your user name doesn't ring a bell though.

[augie]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus....

To be fair, if you insist on going on that website to read and exchange opinions on football then you deserve everything you get!!

Phuncky, do you use that user name. I read the Grauniad but don't go below the line very often. Your user name doesn't ring a bell though.

You are not suggesting that his name on here is an alias and he is just on the wind up are you ? I doubt if there has ever been a weekend where so many new members have posted - seems a bit odd to me

[Chippy]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus....

To be fair, if you insist on going on that website to read and exchange opinions on football then you deserve everything you get!!

Phuncky, do you use that user name. I read the Grauniad but don't go below the line very often. Your user name doesn't ring a bell though.

You are not suggesting that his name on here is an alias and he is just on the wind up are you ? I doubt if there has ever been a weekend where so many new members have posted - seems a bit odd to me

Benefit of the doubt and all that, but you're right lots of newbies around recently. Some with strange views (for this forum anyway). I mean some bloke expects people to be able to spell!

[LDB]

Greetings all. Brand new here.

I could do with one or two of you good folks coming onto the Guardian site to fight the good fight against some real AKB numpties on there who are one stage short of booking an open top bus.

Stop reading that limp wristed pinko shite then

Oh and welcome

[Herd]

Hold tight bhouys theres an invasion coming on here ,judge them in May !
Mon the dubs !

[GranadaJoe]

While I am enjoying seeing us at the top of the league it also saddens me.
I can't really see us maintaining a challenge over 38 games (you only have to compare our bench with Citeh or the Chavs to see we're a couple of injuries away from serious problems), but I can't help thinking that if we had signed a Higuain-type player along with Ozil, and despite our continuing issues at CB and out wide, most of us might be starting to be a bit optimistic.