The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[Top Londoner]

8928. The Cook.

Can't believe he was digging out augie (our next mod) like he did.

[OneBardGooner]

8929. my *word censored* of a landlord - who owns more houses than Bono....yeah! he's rich aristo *word censored*...Just when I think it can't get any worse...I lose my job (tomorrow) and he gives me a month 's notice - unless I find a job in 4 weeks...what a C U N T

I feel truly fuckin' evil...the *word censored* said 'I won't have any DSS in my dwellings', he owns between 10 and 12......As if ya *word censored*.....

Jeeeeeezzzusss.

[Top Londoner]

Fucking shit OBG.

I mean, fucking shit.

Have you run over a black cat recently, or what?

FFS.

Good luck matey.

[OneBardGooner]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

[Top Londoner]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Shit banana.
Tomorrow is my 16th week anniversary since I left (got thrown out of) the marital home.
I sold the flat and am moving out early (tomorrow, not Friday).
Things have never looked better mate, so hang in there. When all is looking lost, it can only get better mate.
If you need some help pal, ask, but not your family.
My family (apart from one brother) couldn't give a toss when the SHTF, but most are now forming an orderly queue, cos there is an abundance of money to be had.
Look after number one pal, cos no other fucker will.

Good luck.

TL


no DB10 this aint no queer/ginger love in

[DB10GOONER]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Shit banana.
Tomorrow is my 16th week anniversary since I left (got thrown out of) the marital home.
I sold the flat and am moving out early (tomorrow, not Friday).
Things have never looked better mate, so hang in there. When all is looking lost, it can only get better mate.
If you need some help pal, ask, but not your family.
My family (apart from one brother) couldn't give a toss when the SHTF, but most are now forming an orderly queue, cos there is an abundance of money to be had.
Look after number one pal, cos no other fucker will.

Good luck.

TL


no DB10 this aint no queer/ginger love in

Are you sure...?

[DB10GOONER]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Fucking seriously sorry to hear that, mate. Keep your chin up, something will go right for you. You gotta just keep fighting. mate.

[skizz_b]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Fucking seriously sorry to hear that, mate. Keep your chin up, something will go right for you. You gotta just keep fighting. mate.

exactly mate. you have to keep going because you have no other choice in many ways. things will get better, just keep fighting!

[I Hate Hleb]

... you have to keep going because you have no other choice in many ways. things will get better, just keep fighting!

Not always. You see that's exactly the advice Audley Harrison's trainer gave him and look how that's worked out!!

[Top Londoner]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Fucking seriously sorry to hear that, mate. Keep your chin up, something will go right for you. You gotta just keep fighting. mate.

exactly mate. you have to keep going because you have no other choice in many ways. things will get better, just keep fighting!

C'mon OBG. C'mon son. We're here for you pal.

[wilko49er]

OBG i would seriously tell your landlord too politely get fucked. You have rights, cant just serve notice on you coz you lost your job. Unless there is the you cant pay the rent issue. But even so he is taking the puss.

[flash gunner]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

Fucking seriously sorry to hear that, mate. Keep your chin up, something will go right for you. You gotta just keep fighting. mate.

exactly mate. you have to keep going because you have no other choice in many ways. things will get better, just keep fighting!

C'mon OBG. C'mon son. We're here for you pal.

[arseofacrow]

Life just seems to have taken a severe downturn since my divorce mate......all I can do is hang in there and try my best.....

I guess you can send a PM to any of us regulars if you need to sound off about anything mate, or need advice.

No, really!

[skizz_b]

... you have to keep going because you have no other choice in many ways. things will get better, just keep fighting!

Not always. You see that's exactly the advice Audley Harrison's trainer gave him and look how that's worked out!!

hes got the right idea, just the wrong sport!

[OneBardGooner]

A BIG THANK -YOU" to all you Gooners...just like family - Your words of support, encouragement and advice Really DO help....

Got absolutely and utterly shyte faced last night - Like I hadn't in fecking years...Hungover and just did a Greasy Brekkie (' 2:00pm) - Fuck my head is aching....from the pub 6 of us went on to some other bar...where I insisted on singing all the Arsenal Songs/Chants I know at full volume ...then there was some kind of mild rumble and handbags with some **** chavfan...we then left that bar...I remember sitting in the restaurant & ordering a pint and a curry then it all goes BLANK!...

Seriously though I very much appreciate your support...

In all honesty I wasn't going to go (on a bender with everyone) as I thought I need to not spend any money...so just went for a 'last pint' with everyone...then got the taste...


ps: I've just found a piece of paper with a woman's name on Maggie!?? along with XXX's saying 'call me' and her number...

I just hope she wasn't / isn't a growler!