The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:I have (perhaps bravely - some might say foolishly) decided to make a total break from this area and head back to where I have family and where my best friend lives...I have someone coming tomorrow to buy my furniture (80% of it anyway) and just keep all my 'Personal stuff'. I've over 6,000 CD's though and over 500 Books - and at least at this point in time, I just can't bare to part with them....

It's quite a leap into the unknown - and so I am hoping and praying I land on my feet somewhere - and find a place to live and get a decent job.....a BIG ask these days I know....But even at my age, I just feel like I HAVE TO make a New Start...Now that I am 95% over the divorce /losing family etc....it's been 5 years now...and we only live so long..

So, for those who do 'Pray' I ask you to mention me for My Best And Highest Good. :oops:
Good luck OBG sounds like a good plan to me, im sure in time it will work out. Thoughts and prayers with you mate.

Anyway this is the crunt thread so enough with all the soppy shit.......

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8952. flash gunner. Just because
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flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:I have (perhaps bravely - some might say foolishly) decided to make a total break from this area and head back to where I have family and where my best friend lives...I have someone coming tomorrow to buy my furniture (80% of it anyway) and just keep all my 'Personal stuff'. I've over 6,000 CD's though and over 500 Books - and at least at this point in time, I just can't bare to part with them....

It's quite a leap into the unknown - and so I am hoping and praying I land on my feet somewhere - and find a place to live and get a decent job.....a BIG ask these days I know....But even at my age, I just feel like I HAVE TO make a New Start...Now that I am 95% over the divorce /losing family etc....it's been 5 years now...and we only live so long..

So, for those who do 'Pray' I ask you to mention me for My Best And Highest Good. :oops:
Good luck OBG sounds like a good plan to me, im sure in time it will work out. Thoughts and prayers with you mate.

Anyway this is the crunt thread so enough with all the soppy shit.......

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TOTALLY Agree mate:


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8958 mt landlord - a complete and Utter ****

8959 his missus if ever there was a **** who needed a good slap! it's her


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8960. Tony Pulis, now that is a *word censored* to behold

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8961 - Hotpoint. Washing machine gone wrong for 5th time in 5 months. Not helpful with 2 small children in the house!

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OneBardGooner wrote:I have (perhaps bravely - some might say foolishly) decided to make a total break from this area and head back to where I have family and where my best friend lives...I have someone coming tomorrow to buy my furniture (80% of it anyway) and just keep all my 'Personal stuff'. I've over 6,000 CD's though and over 500 Books - and at least at this point in time, I just can't bare to part with them....

It's quite a leap into the unknown - and so I am hoping and praying I land on my feet somewhere - and find a place to live and get a decent job.....a BIG ask these days I know....But even at my age, I just feel like I HAVE TO make a New Start...Now that I am 95% over the divorce /losing family etc....it's been 5 years now...and we only live so long..

So, for those who do 'Pray' I ask you to mention me for My Best And Highest Good. :oops:
Sorry to hear that mate.... if you need a chat give me a call!! Hope the landlord's house burns down also!! :evil:

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franksav63 wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:I have (perhaps bravely - some might say foolishly) decided to make a total break from this area and head back to where I have family and where my best friend lives...I have someone coming tomorrow to buy my furniture (80% of it anyway) and just keep all my 'Personal stuff'. I've over 6,000 CD's though and over 500 Books - and at least at this point in time, I just can't bare to part with them....

It's quite a leap into the unknown - and so I am hoping and praying I land on my feet somewhere - and find a place to live and get a decent job.....a BIG ask these days I know....But even at my age, I just feel like I HAVE TO make a New Start...Now that I am 95% over the divorce /losing family etc....it's been 5 years now...and we only live so long..

So, for those who do 'Pray' I ask you to mention me for My Best And Highest Good. :oops:
Sorry to hear that mate.... if you need a chat give me a call!! Hope the landlord's house burns down also!! :evil:



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8962. virgin trains, second time in a month they have treated me disgustingly, this time i was branded a criminal for doing what they told me to do! too long to write but if you care the letter I wrote them is here http://www.skizzblogs.co.uk/2013/03/let ... art-2.html

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London Borough of Harrow

Called them because Council Tax is changing in April.
Waited 20 minutes to speak to someone in a call centre who told me he could not see any direct debits for me on his system.
I then told him that I had yet to give my name or reference number, and if he cared to log in to my account he might be able to see what is going on!

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QuartzGooner wrote:London Borough of Harrow

Called them because Council Tax is changing in April.
Waited 20 minutes to speak to someone in a call centre who told me he could not see any direct debits for me on his system.
I then told him that I had yet to give my name or reference number, and if he cared to log in to my account he might be able to see what is going on!
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QuartzGooner wrote:London Borough of Harrow

Called them because Council Tax is changing in April.
Waited 20 minutes to speak to someone in a call centre who told me he could not see any direct debits for me on his system.
I then told him that I had yet to give my name or reference number, and if he cared to log in to my account he might be able to see what is going on!
stupidity level - high :banghead:

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skizz_b wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:London Borough of Harrow

Called them because Council Tax is changing in April.
Waited 20 minutes to speak to someone in a call centre who told me he could not see any direct debits for me on his system.
I then told him that I had yet to give my name or reference number, and if he cared to log in to my account he might be able to see what is going on!
stupidity level - high :banghead:
That's because it's a prerequisite to getting that kind of job!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Top Londoner wrote:8952. flash gunner. Just because
8953. Almunia
8954. Gary Glitter. I mimed you on stage at school, you c unt
8955. Dave Lee Travis
8956. TopLondoner, for backing Bayern to win 4-1, 5-1, 6-1, 7-1.
Yeah... you "mimed" him... :lol:


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moving swiftly on.

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