The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[mcdowell42]

funny hughton didnt mention their player tripping over his own feet to get a free kick which they scored from or the elbow from turner in ramseys face or the pen tht should have been given for walcott being shoved in the pen box.

[OneBardGooner]

EXACTAMONDO!

[Top Londoner]

Brilliant Mackems. After their win today it's just a matter of time before Pulis takes his orca's down.

[OneBardGooner]

Brilliant Mackems. After their win today it's just a matter of time before Pulis takes his orca's down.

Cough! cough! uhmmmm! I think you mean Orc's mate... As in.....

[Top Londoner]

Or just maybe I meant this?

[OneBardGooner]

What The Feck Has Flipper Got to Do With It!????

[Top Londoner]

What The Feck Has Flipper Got to Do With It!????

Oh mate, you're thinking of Skippy.

[OneBardGooner]

Nooo mate you're thinking of Lassy !

[Top Londoner]

Freudian slip right? I know it was, cos you're clever like that OBG

[OneBardGooner]

Feck mate Lassy could talk AND fly a helicopter!

[Top Londoner]

Feck mate Lassy could talk AND fly a helicopter!

Well, all animals can talk.
The helicopter lessons were going well until Vauxhall Bridge.

Now there's a RIP thread I would be sad to have to contribute to.

[OneBardGooner]

AND she knew (Telepathically) when someone had fallen down a mine shaft Yup! a right clever Oves Canis !

[Top Londoner]

8989. Le French

French rail firm BAN black and African workers from station for arrival of Israeli President 'because they might have been mistaken for Muslims'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... slims.html

[DB10GOONER]

666. Tony Gale and Chris "Look at me Daddy! LOOK AT ME!" Kamara. There's biased commentary and then there's the disgracefully prejudiced subjective shite this pair of fucking spackoids came out with over the weekend in relation to our game and in particular the penalty against Norwich. Best bits were Gale getting histerical because a linesman actually did his job and helped the referee and Kamara whining that "it happens all the time" about Giroud getting his jersey pulled, forgetting that most other weeks he spends half his fucking show crying about how refs aren't doing enough to stamp out wrestling and jersey pulling in the box! Fucking idiot.

[g88ner]

The evil fucker(s) who have just detonated 2 bombs at the Boston Marathon

No news on injuries/fatalities yet, but lets hope it's not too severe