THE NORTHBANKBREN TV SHOW THREAD

[g88ner]

Currently about halfway through the West Wing

must be a big place

Or a very Large Kentucky fried Chicken!?

[DB10GOONER]

Currently about halfway through the West Wing

must be a big place

Or a very Large Kentucky fried Chicken!?

All chickens, Kentucky fried or otherwise, look very large compared to you, ya fucking Ewok!

[DB10GOONER]

Trailer Park Boys

One of the, if not the funniest programmes ever made.

On Season 4 now, and just gets better and better!

Ricky: Don't you have some offs to fuck?
Randy: What?
Ricky: Fuck off!

J-Roc: [J-Roc is caught masturbating] Turn that shit off, motherfucker! I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't want that shit on TV. I don't want motherfuckers seeing me gettin' changed!
Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie!

Tania: Have you read the Bible?
Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
Hampton: Can you read, my son?
Bubbles: Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?

Amen brother, Amen. Piss-funny show.

More gems;

Ricky: Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing. It's just that, Number One: we're on probation. Which is no big deal, but you know I don't really wanna go back to jail. And number two or three, or whatever the fuck number we're on...


[Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco]
Julian: What are you guys doing?
Trevor: We're helping Sam.
Cory: Yeah man. We're gonna get a chance to screw Lahey over.
Bubbles: You guys aren't doin' well in the thinking department, are ya? Sam's a caveman, and he's a dick.
Ricky: And that makes you guys dicks, 'cause you're promoting him.
Trevor: He's gonna give us homemade hot dogs when we're finished putting the signs up.
Ricky: Well, I'm gonna give you some homemade fuck-offs right now.



Judge: Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.
Ricky: Thank you, Your Majesty.
Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.
Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' mistrial.
Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Ricky: Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually.
[Ricky walks over to the prosecutor's desk and snaps his fingers]

Ricky: Let's go, smokes!
Prosecutor: But I've only got two left!
Ricky: I don't care. You've been a dick all morning. It's the least you can do for me!
Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God...
[Several members of the prosecution start to light cigarettes]

Judge: Just the defendant, please.
Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face because it's distraculating my case.

[OneBardGooner]

Currently about halfway through the West Wing

must be a big place

Or a very Large Kentucky fried Chicken!?

All chickens, Kentucky fried or otherwise, look very large compared to you, ya fucking Ewok!

That's rich coming from a swamp dwelling goat munching tadpole of a dwarf called tiny by the rest of his dwarfite in-bred culchie retard relatives.

[DB10GOONER]

Currently about halfway through the West Wing

must be a big place

Or a very Large Kentucky fried Chicken!?

All chickens, Kentucky fried or otherwise, look very large compared to you, ya fucking Ewok!

That's rich coming from a swamp dwelling goat munching tadpole of a dwarf called tiny by the rest of his dwarfite in-bred culchie retard relatives.

I had absolutely no idea we were related!!

[OneBardGooner]

Or a very Large Kentucky fried Chicken!?

All chickens, Kentucky fried or otherwise, look very large compared to you, ya fucking Ewok!

That's rich coming from a swamp dwelling goat munching tadpole of a dwarf called tiny by the rest of his dwarfite in-bred culchie retard relatives.

I had absolutely no idea we were related!!

[Natural Born Gooner]

Trailer Park Boys

One of the, if not the funniest programmes ever made.

On Season 4 now, and just gets better and better!

Ricky: Don't you have some offs to fuck?
Randy: What?
Ricky: Fuck off!

J-Roc: [J-Roc is caught masturbating] Turn that shit off, motherfucker! I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't want that shit on TV. I don't want motherfuckers seeing me gettin' changed!
Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie!

Tania: Have you read the Bible?
Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
Hampton: Can you read, my son?
Bubbles: Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?

Amen brother, Amen. Piss-funny show.

More gems;

Ricky: Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing. It's just that, Number One: we're on probation. Which is no big deal, but you know I don't really wanna go back to jail. And number two or three, or whatever the fuck number we're on...


[Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco]
Julian: What are you guys doing?
Trevor: We're helping Sam.
Cory: Yeah man. We're gonna get a chance to screw Lahey over.
Bubbles: You guys aren't doin' well in the thinking department, are ya? Sam's a caveman, and he's a dick.
Ricky: And that makes you guys dicks, 'cause you're promoting him.
Trevor: He's gonna give us homemade hot dogs when we're finished putting the signs up.
Ricky: Well, I'm gonna give you some homemade fuck-offs right now.



Judge: Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.
Ricky: Thank you, Your Majesty.
Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.
Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' mistrial.
Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Ricky: Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually.
[Ricky walks over to the prosecutor's desk and snaps his fingers]

Ricky: Let's go, smokes!
Prosecutor: But I've only got two left!
Ricky: I don't care. You've been a dick all morning. It's the least you can do for me!
Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God...
[Several members of the prosecution start to light cigarettes]

Judge: Just the defendant, please.
Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face because it's distraculating my case.

Bubbles: On second thought, maybe I will go with you guys. I don't wanna stay here with that drunk bastard.
Mr. Lahey: What'd you call me, Bubbles?
Bubbles: Nothin'.
Mr. Lahey: Do you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy?
Bubbles: What?
Mr. Lahey: Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warm you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQufxG1GcAk

Julian: Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky: Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian: I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky: You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.

Bubbles: Please J-ROC. I'll give you two grams of blonde Lebanese hash.
J-Roc: That's not even blonde mothafucka.
Bubbles: Well it's dirty blonde.

Ricky: [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know.
Bubbles: Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.
Ricky: NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1e505TBHI

RIP Philadelphia Collins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmIExb9yTt8

[OneBardGooner]

Richard Pryor in concert on BBCi Player

The Deer Scene is in this plus loads more real funnies...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... n_Concert/

[OneBardGooner]

I don't have a TV so watch all my TV online - so this is quite exciting for the likes of me who rely on iplayer/s beeb etc

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01fyfds

"The Musketeers
Sherlock
The Great Train Robbery
Quirke
The Escape Artist
Ripper Street
What Remains
By Any Means"

[goonertux]

Two new sitcoms -
The Wrong Mans with James Corden - Promising, although Corden has obviously been watching a lot of Ricky Gervais stuff.
London Irish - Absolute Garbage! Who gives the green light to shite like this?

[OneBardGooner]

Watched this on Channel 4's 4oD player...Excellent - Just Totally Brill!

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/in-t ... e-moon/4od

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

The Walking Dead starts back up this Sunday!

[goonertux]

Anyone been watching 'Peaky Blinders' on BBC2? Apart from some dodgy accents, (and haircuts), I think it's top drawer! Interesting conflict between gang warfare, bookies, the old Bill, and the IRA. Last episode next week.

[OneBardGooner]

Anyone been watching 'Peaky Blinders' on BBC2? Apart from some dodgy accents, (and haircuts), I think it's top drawer! Interesting conflict between gang warfare, bookies, the old Bill, and the IRA. Last episode next week.

Sure have GT Excellent stuff...feck glad the fans from that area aren't like THAT anymore!

[OneBardGooner]

For anyone who likes the Tubular Bells album by Mike Oldfield...Yes, yes I knowwww there's lot'sa pish taking about it, BUT...the music tkes me back to Magical Times of my Teens.

This programme is excellent for anyone interested in the album/music and how it came to be made and what has happened to the music and artrists along the way to this present day....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... eld_Story/