Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[g88ner]

Also depends on personality. I built my career on taking the jobs no one else wanted. Much rather be the saviour of Manure than one of a mega squad at Bayern.

the path of a hitman is a cold and lonely road (you sick bastard! )

[Chippy]

Also depends on personality. I built my career on taking the jobs no one else wanted. Much rather be the saviour of Manure than one of a mega squad at Bayern.

the path of a hitman is a cold and lonely road (you sick bastard! )

Yeah but I had a chainsaw instead of a sewing machine.

[DB10GOONER]

Also depends on personality. I built my career on taking the jobs no one else wanted. Much rather be the saviour of Manure than one of a mega squad at Bayern.

the path of a hitman is a cold and lonely road (you sick bastard! )

FFS.

Chippy is NOT a hitman. He is a serial killer.

[SteveO 35]

Now here's a reason to really laugh at Man Utd

Former Arsenal midfielder Alex Song says he will to return to the Premier League after his two-year stint at Barcelona. The 26-year-old is a target for Manchester United.

Full story: Sun

[DB10GOONER]

Now here's a reason to really laugh at Man Utd

Former Arsenal midfielder Alex Song says he will to return to the Premier League after his two-year stint at Barcelona. The 26-year-old is a target for Manchester United.

Full story: Sun

Please be true! PLEASE BE TRUE!! If anything was designed to push RVJC over the edge and make him start self harming it would be the sight of Barca Prank Monkey Alex Mong rocking up to Old Shatford!

[northbank123]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26569342

Van Persie wants new deal

I'll bet the fucker does (even though he has 2 and a half years left on his). He's just seen Rooney eclipse his wage, must be seething.

[1989]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... URHAM.html

I think that might just be the worst football-related article I've ever read. Unbelievable.

[TurnipMasher]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... URHAM.html

I think that might just be the worst football-related article I've ever read. Unbelievable.

Surely he doesn't get paid to write that shite? The rantings of Babatunde made more sense!

[DB10GOONER]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... URHAM.html

I think that might just be the worst football-related article I've ever read. Unbelievable.

Surely he doesn't get paid to write that shite? The rantings of Babatunde made more sense!

Fuck me, have to agree with you both - that is deffo one of the worst attempts at football "writing" I've ever read.

And look at the picture of him. Have you ever seen a more punchable face? EVER?

[1989]

They're finished.

[Chippy]

They're finished.

Not if they win the Champions League!

[wibble]

They're finished.

Not if they win the Champions League!

[clockender1]

the Rooney and Mata lovers have been very quiet recently, how'd they today lol.

i think maureen sold Moyes a dud there.

[SteveO 35]

United are going to have get above Spurs or Everton just to qualify for the Europa League now !

How the mighty have fallen.....fucking loving every minute of it. Hope the 'little boy inside' is living out all his boyhood dreams

[Midz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... URHAM.html

I think that might just be the worst football-related article I've ever read. Unbelievable.

Unfair??

What's so unfair about United playing poorly? That's why they are where they are. There's absolutely no unfairness about it, in fact, it's very fair.