The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[Midz]

Update - Danny Welbeck's agent via @talkSPORT - "Danny doesn't want to go on loan. He wants a straight transfer and he has every right to say that."

Sure, he has every right to say that in his own interest but we definitely should only sign him on a loan (and a short one would be best)

[OneBardGooner]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Jesus fucking wept. At least Nat is on in an hour, I'm going to tear the plonker off myself at 8pm.

[rodders999]

Anyone got a stream for the game that L'Asshole is reffing?

[OneBardGooner]

Something tells me If - IF we do not sign anyone of quality - Then things n here are going to get f*cking NASTY!

[rodders999]

All the reporters are wearing yellow ties which leads me to believe that my Nat will have a yellow dress on. Only if it's crotchless can this cluster fuck of a day be redeemed.

[Chippy]

Dear Gods of the internet, your priests (aka mods) implore you to activate thy servant Hostgator to prevent death and destruction on the Forum.

[Goonuz71]

Possible salavation .......or scrabbing around in the basement
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/731309941?-477:775

[officepest]

Mackems and N17 offering £18m for Will Smith.

Unnamed 3rd club (fuckin' guess) want a loan deal.

Some berk on 5live.

[BFG4]

Anyone got a stream for the game that L'Asshole is reffing?

You wouldn't get to see much of it, before Natalie makes her appearance on SSN

[SteveO 35]

Danny Welbeck on loan - living the dream. A certain manager who has worked in football for 30 years once said "players do not ask - did you win the League Cup. They ask 'do you play in the Champions League'.

One can only presume that when asking that question Falcao, Herrera, Shaw, Blind, and di Maria didn't care that the answer was 'no'.

The myth of the CL lives on

[mcdowell42]

Gazzetta are reporting Arsenal have put in a bid for Roma defensive midfielder Daniele De Rossi. Wow Wenger...
7:05pm - 1 Sep 14

[manninger]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/live/football/28678010

[rodders999]

Gotta laugh at that arsenal fan holding up a spud on outside the bowl on SSN just then. Well played sir

[SteveO 35]

All the reporters are wearing yellow ties which leads me to believe that my Nat will have a yellow dress on. Only if it's crotchless can this cluster fuck of a day be redeemed.

As you're just approaching the 'magic stroke' Rodders try to remember the last time you felt that way........







......i'll bet it was when the final whistle went at Goodison Park confirming Citeh's win and another tissue manufacturer's dream of the 4th place trophy

[cardinal2011]

SSN saying Wellbeck has not had a medical and Arsenal not interested!!!!